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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #82

Posted by Nzdworld August 2, 2020

Sunday Rants…

I saw my ex roasting corn by the road side. As soon as she saw me she
escaped…
I just wanted to
tell her that I supply
Charcoal.??

U wear pd, wear pnt
wear tight, add jeans
trouser and still cross legs.
hanty how breeze wan
take enter the CPU???‍♂️

I love being alone, especially when I buy suya and Hollandia yogurt.??
Keep off!

You bought super glue #50 just to gum #20, abeg where your sense go???

If you think you’re stupid, think about those who stay awake just to watch BBnaija house mates sleeping.??

NEPA to fire service: Please our office is on fire.
Fire service: We don’t have light to pump water.
??

If you know that 10k can go a long way for you, Drop your detail, (Only 50 People o)
I will drop mine too. Someone might help us.??

My neighbors goat is missing instead of asking me first he travelled straight to his village, is dat how to do things????

Have you ever looked at
your Facebook friend
and be like “when did I
add this one!!!?”??

Hustle oo make rat no
enter ur kitchen hiss
commot?

You think gunshot is loud ?
Have you ever try to steal
meat quietly from the pot
at midnight and the pot
cover mistakenly fall???

It’s when she stopped dating you, you be like…
“I have big plans for you but you fucked up”
Oshey o, Event planner!??

If she requests for Brazilian hair my brother tell her to sing Brazil national anthem first before you buy it for her
I come in peace ??‍♂️??‍♂️

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val

 

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