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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #82

Sunday Rants…

I saw my ex roasting corn by the road side. As soon as she saw me she
escaped…
I just wanted to
tell her that I supply
Charcoal.🌚😩

U wear pd, wear pnt
wear tight, add jeans
trouser and still cross legs.
hanty how breeze wan
take enter the CPU🌚🤷🏾‍♂️

I love being alone, especially when I buy suya and Hollandia yogurt.😎😋
Keep off!

You bought super glue #50 just to gum #20, abeg where your sense go?😹🤔

If you think you’re stupid, think about those who stay awake just to watch BBnaija house mates sleeping.😹😅

NEPA to fire service: Please our office is on fire.
Fire service: We don’t have light to pump water.
🤣😂

If you know that 10k can go a long way for you, Drop your detail, (Only 50 People o)
I will drop mine too. Someone might help us.🤔😌

My neighbors goat is missing instead of asking me first he travelled straight to his village, is dat how to do things?🤨😏😒

Have you ever looked at
your Facebook friend
and be like “when did I
add this one!!!?”😅😆

Hustle oo make rat no
enter ur kitchen hiss
commot🤣

You think gunshot is loud ?
Have you ever try to steal
meat quietly from the pot
at midnight and the pot
cover mistakenly fall?😳😩

It’s when she stopped dating you, you be like…
“I have big plans for you but you fucked up”
Oshey o, Event planner!😅😆

If she requests for Brazilian hair my brother tell her to sing Brazil national anthem first before you buy it for her
I come in peace 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val

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