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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #92

Sunday Rants…

Please,
How much does it cost to build a filling station?
I don’t want to waste this 2k🌚

Till today I still don’t know if “Similar” and “Same” are the same or similar.🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

Visiting a girl in a compound filled with kids is very risky.
Now one leg of my shoes don lost.😒🙄

Advantage of dating a girl with car: She can come anytime😁
Disadvantage: She can come anytime😒
You grab?🌚

Once in a while try dey enter drop
No be every time person go see you in front seat of keke.🤣

If guys were given ‘clay’ to mould their wives, some will finish their clay moulding big nyarsh and brez and forget head.😂💔

When Rihanna sang “Shine bright like diamond” we didn’t take it too seriously but some girls’ forehead did.😹

The reason I sing in the bathroom is to avoid “sorry I didn’t know you’re there” after seeing my Ronaldo.☹️

Beating students because their parents didn’t pay school fees on time is the worst culture in our educational institutions🙄😒

Wife buy land.
Husband build house .
Now them don
divorce…
Who get the house?🤔

You think heartbreak is painful?
Did you ever return from school and met an empty pot?😂💔

A wise man once said: ” It’s better to let people think you’re stupid than to open your mouth waaaa and prove you’re stupid.🌚

Happy Easter

HopeunagoChurch?

Val

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