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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #92

Posted by Nzdworld April 4, 2021

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Sunday Rants…

Please,
How much does it cost to build a filling station?
I don’t want to waste this 2k?

Till today I still don’t know if “Similar” and “Same” are the same or similar.???‍♂️

Visiting a girl in a compound filled with kids is very risky.
Now one leg of my shoes don lost.??

Advantage of dating a girl with car: She can come anytime?
Disadvantage: She can come anytime?
You grab??

Once in a while try dey enter drop
No be every time person go see you in front seat of keke.?

If guys were given ‘clay’ to mould their wives, some will finish their clay moulding big nyarsh and brez and forget head.??

When Rihanna sang “Shine bright like diamond” we didn’t take it too seriously but some girls’ forehead did.?

The reason I sing in the bathroom is to avoid “sorry I didn’t know you’re there” after seeing my Ronaldo.☹️

Beating students because their parents didn’t pay school fees on time is the worst culture in our educational institutions??

Wife buy land.
Husband build house .
Now them don
divorce…
Who get the house??

You think heartbreak is painful?
Did you ever return from school and met an empty pot???

A wise man once said: ” It’s better to let people think you’re stupid than to open your mouth waaaa and prove you’re stupid.?

Happy Easter

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