Sunday Rants…

After singing “jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way…”
The next verse depends on which primary school you attended.??

Every day I imagine the beatings David could have collected
if that stone missed Goliath??

Nigerian English is always something else to me.
“I am eating swallow”
Ha! You’re eating swallow???

I’m a very kind person to the core. I helped an eight year old boy to finish his ice cream yesterday and he was shedding tears of joy??

Nwa oma, remember the time I said I was taken?
They brought me back?

Nne eh I just say make I remind you that
the wig you screenshot has spent six months
in your gallery.
When are you buying it??

A guy wooing a lady:
“C’mon trust me, all guys are not the same”
The same guy to his sister:
“All guys are the same, focus on your studies”?

May we not date someone who doesn’t know the full meaning of MTN?

Sleeping in Church during service make sense,
Your village people cannot pursue you in the dream.??

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val