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Sunday Rants…
American mum: Alex, please give us a moment.
Child: Okay mum.
Naija mum: 👀
You: 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
On my wedding day, I’ll hire someone to dance with my wife while I pick money myself.
I don’t trust anybody anymore.😂
Ladies Stop sleeping naked at night. haba! Consider the Angel watching over you😏🤣
Did you know that Cheating is a calling?
If you’re not called, you’ll be caught.😁😎
Babe: unlock your phone.
Me: I forgot my fingerprint.🌚
When the relationship is new,
Boy: Baby have you eaten tomorrow?😹
I hate whenever I’m passing and people are staring at me like they’ve not seen a virgin before😒
Never open the door for armed robbers, let them break it.
It’s part of their job😁
When it gets too hard, my sister don’t cry.
Just get on your knees…😎
That awkward moment when the bus speeds off but you didn’t sit yet and accidentally bite someone’s shawarma four times.🌚☹️
If them hail you, hail them back my brother.
No do transfer oo😂
Happy Sunday
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