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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #87

Sunday Rants โ€ฆ

Beauty is no longer in the
eyes of the beholder o
It is now in the hand of the makeup artiste.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

Pls I want to ask a
question, is EDET still
living in calabar?๐ŸŒš๐Ÿค”

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
Collect his phone
Open his WhatsApp
Go to status privacy
Put it in ‘view by all contacts’
Post your fine pics
Tag it #LOML๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜Œ

Making a girl that is not ur girlfriend laugh is a sin
It’s called funnycation๐Ÿ˜น

The way this weather is hot eerh. I won’t be surprised
if fowl start laying boiled eggs.

After all this heat in
Nigeria, Church still
dey sing “God of Elijah
send down fireโ€ฆ”
Who did we offend in this country?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

You borrowed my gas to boil water, now I’m perceiving beans.
Neighbor why?๐Ÿ˜ฐ

I told my son he would marry a girl I choose”โ€ฆ He said NO!

I told him the person is Obama’s daughter โ€ฆ He said YES๐Ÿ˜Ž

I called Obama to let him know that “my son will marry his
daughter” – He said No

I told Obama, my son is the CEO of world bank. He said
YES๐Ÿ˜Ž

I called the president of world bank and told him to make my son the CEO. He said NO

I told him that my son is Obama’s son- in- law . He said
YES๐Ÿ˜Ž

Sense will not kill me๐ŸŒš

Nawa oโ€ฆ
So all these beautiful girls in this world
I will just marry only One๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Ladies never leave a guy who gives you 10k for the one who gives you
50k, date both of them so that you will hv 60k
Ladies are my communicating?๐ŸŒš
Who slapped me?๐Ÿ˜‚

Most of you are calling it ‘SUB’
Bcos you can’t spell common
‘SUBSCREAMSION’
nawa for Una o๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿคฃ

I miss you” “I miss you too” is the national anthem for long distance relationship
“I wish you’re here” is the chorus๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

When the mother says she wants a baby girl, the father says he wants a baby boy and God surprises them with Bobrisky๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Dear guys sometimes God leave you broke so that you will focus on one girlfriend,
B’cos once you get small money now you won’t allow anything under skirt to rest๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒš

Small thing LETS CHILL, LET’S CHILL
You be fridge??๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜

Happy Sunday

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Sunday Rants Creator: Mr Valcee
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