Sunday Rants …

Beauty is no longer in the
eyes of the beholder o
It is now in the hand of the makeup artiste.??

Pls I want to ask a
question, is EDET still
living in calabar???

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
Collect his phone
Open his WhatsApp
Go to status privacy
Put it in ‘view by all contacts’
Post your fine pics
Tag it #LOML??

Making a girl that is not ur girlfriend laugh is a sin
It’s called funnycation?

The way this weather is hot eerh. I won’t be surprised
if fowl start laying boiled eggs.

After all this heat in
Nigeria, Church still
dey sing “God of Elijah
send down fire…”
Who did we offend in this country???

You borrowed my gas to boil water, now I’m perceiving beans.
Neighbor why??

I told my son he would marry a girl I choose”… He said NO!

I told him the person is Obama’s daughter … He said YES?

I called Obama to let him know that “my son will marry his
daughter” – He said No

I told Obama, my son is the CEO of world bank. He said
YES?

I called the president of world bank and told him to make my son the CEO. He said NO

I told him that my son is Obama’s son- in- law . He said
YES?

Sense will not kill me?

Nawa o…
So all these beautiful girls in this world
I will just marry only One?

Ladies never leave a guy who gives you 10k for the one who gives you
50k, date both of them so that you will hv 60k
Ladies are my communicating??
Who slapped me??

Most of you are calling it ‘SUB’
Bcos you can’t spell common
‘SUBSCREAMSION’
nawa for Una o??

I miss you” “I miss you too” is the national anthem for long distance relationship
“I wish you’re here” is the chorus??‍♂️??‍♂️

When the mother says she wants a baby girl, the father says he wants a baby boy and God surprises them with Bobrisky??

Dear guys sometimes God leave you broke so that you will focus on one girlfriend,
B’cos once you get small money now you won’t allow anything under skirt to rest??

Small thing LETS CHILL, LET’S CHILL
You be fridge????‍♂️?