Sunday Rants …

Beauty is no longer in the
eyes of the beholder o
It is now in the hand of the makeup artiste.😁😎

Pls I want to ask a
question, is EDET still
living in calabar?🌚🤔

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
Collect his phone
Open his WhatsApp
Go to status privacy
Put it in ‘view by all contacts’
Post your fine pics
Tag it #LOML🌚😌

Making a girl that is not ur girlfriend laugh is a sin
It’s called funnycation😹

The way this weather is hot eerh. I won’t be surprised
if fowl start laying boiled eggs.

After all this heat in
Nigeria, Church still
dey sing “God of Elijah
send down fire…”
Who did we offend in this country?😩😂

You borrowed my gas to boil water, now I’m perceiving beans.
Neighbor why?😰

I told my son he would marry a girl I choose”… He said NO!

I told him the person is Obama’s daughter … He said YES😎

I called Obama to let him know that “my son will marry his
daughter” – He said No

I told Obama, my son is the CEO of world bank. He said
YES😎

I called the president of world bank and told him to make my son the CEO. He said NO

I told him that my son is Obama’s son- in- law . He said
YES😎

Sense will not kill me🌚

Nawa o…
So all these beautiful girls in this world
I will just marry only One😩

Ladies never leave a guy who gives you 10k for the one who gives you
50k, date both of them so that you will hv 60k
Ladies are my communicating?🌚
Who slapped me?😂

Most of you are calling it ‘SUB’
Bcos you can’t spell common
‘SUBSCREAMSION’
nawa for Una o😹🤣

I miss you” “I miss you too” is the national anthem for long distance relationship
“I wish you’re here” is the chorus🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

When the mother says she wants a baby girl, the father says he wants a baby boy and God surprises them with Bobrisky😂💔

Dear guys sometimes God leave you broke so that you will focus on one girlfriend,
B’cos once you get small money now you won’t allow anything under skirt to rest😎🌚

Small thing LETS CHILL, LET’S CHILL
You be fridge??🤷🏾‍♂️😏