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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #91

Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs, if you’re 26-30, you’re a side hen. 30 & above consider yourself as a vulture.πŸ™

People should explain DNA to some ladies.
Today one girl told her boyfriend that they should do DNA test before marriage.😏

Gone are the days when the word “DEAR” was used by lovers.
Nowadays, even the police will tell u “My Dear”, you’re under arrest.🀣😹

Sometimes I just open fridge and close it Gbaaam.
It makes me feel like I have bought a car.😌😎

Nawa o!
Nigeria and bad roads..
You won’t believe I almost bite person meat pie inside bus as we enter gallop.😫

That joy when you are told to write names of noise makers back then in secondary school.πŸ˜…

I cordially invite you to celebrate with me, my wife and family as I say ‘I do’ to my lovely wife on our Holy matrimony coming on the 28/12/20…
Year to be announced later…
At least I have day and month remaining year.
πŸ˜†πŸ˜Ή

No Nigerian girl cheats more than those living with their grandmother.πŸ˜…

Full meaning of DNA: Daddy Needs Assurance.
😌

Any man who knows where he’s going in life would never date many women.
At least ten is okay.😎🌚

I saw the price of Pampers and baby milk this morning…
Aswear, I’m even scared of getting horny.πŸ˜«πŸ˜’

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val

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