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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #91

Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs, if you’re 26-30, you’re a side hen. 30 & above consider yourself as a vulture.๐Ÿ™

People should explain DNA to some ladies.
Today one girl told her boyfriend that they should do DNA test before marriage.๐Ÿ˜

Gone are the days when the word “DEAR” was used by lovers.
Nowadays, even the police will tell u “My Dear”, you’re under arrest.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น

Sometimes I just open fridge and close it Gbaaam.
It makes me feel like I have bought a car.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Nawa o!
Nigeria and bad roads..
You won’t believe I almost bite person meat pie inside bus as we enter gallop.๐Ÿ˜ซ

That joy when you are told to write names of noise makers back then in secondary school.๐Ÿ˜…

I cordially invite you to celebrate with me, my wife and family as I say ‘I do’ to my lovely wife on our Holy matrimony coming on the 28/12/20โ€ฆ
Year to be announced laterโ€ฆ
At least I have day and month remaining year.
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜น

No Nigerian girl cheats more than those living with their grandmother.๐Ÿ˜…

Full meaning of DNA: Daddy Needs Assurance.
๐Ÿ˜Œ

Any man who knows where he’s going in life would never date many women.
At least ten is okay.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒš

I saw the price of Pampers and baby milk this morningโ€ฆ
Aswear, I’m even scared of getting horny.๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜’

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val

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