Side chick is a young girl between 18-25yrs, if you’re 26-30, you’re a side hen. 30 & above consider yourself as a vulture.?

People should explain DNA to some ladies.
Today one girl told her boyfriend that they should do DNA test before marriage.?

Gone are the days when the word “DEAR” was used by lovers.
Nowadays, even the police will tell u “My Dear”, you’re under arrest.??

Sometimes I just open fridge and close it Gbaaam.
It makes me feel like I have bought a car.??

Nawa o!
Nigeria and bad roads..
You won’t believe I almost bite person meat pie inside bus as we enter gallop.?

That joy when you are told to write names of noise makers back then in secondary school.?

I cordially invite you to celebrate with me, my wife and family as I say ‘I do’ to my lovely wife on our Holy matrimony coming on the 28/12/20…
Year to be announced later…
At least I have day and month remaining year.
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No Nigerian girl cheats more than those living with their grandmother.?

Full meaning of DNA: Daddy Needs Assurance.
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Any man who knows where he’s going in life would never date many women.
At least ten is okay.??

I saw the price of Pampers and baby milk this morning…
Aswear, I’m even scared of getting horny.??

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val