Sunday Rants…

Shuoo… I never knew
the power of weed until I
heard a 70year old man
saying that when he grow up he would like to
become a doctor😄

Something is missing in Nigeria,
When last did you see a Jehovah witness?🤔

Whenever I try to get a girlfriend…
I get a new sister😒💔

I said we should meet in front of a restaurant but you’re already inside reading Menu.
Amaka finish reading and come out.😹

Your relationship is not yet serious if you still argue in English.😂💔

Do not give up on your dream you will still have a car and a house one day.✌🏾
Look at yourself now, you have a facemask.
Something you never dreamed of having.😂😹

Every time I greet my Landlord he always reply me with “My son”
Yesterday he saw me with his daughter in my room and he’s mad at me.
Shey I cannot be with my sister again?😒🤷🏾‍♂️

It appears that Ladies
have more uncles than
men.😅😏

I have told my Shadow
to go and Hustle and Stop following me Up and down…
This country hard 😒

You’re still single because you leave immediately after church service😎

Life is like a yam the more you peel, the more…🤔
Omoh I no know sef.
I just want motivate una
Just know that life is like yam😁🌚

Happy Sunday