Sunday Rants…

The next babe I will date, I will love her from the
bottom of my kidney
Let my heart rest
small biko.😌🌚

I just snapped my neighbor’s six-month baby girl. She was naked.
I’m going to keep the pic, in case tomorrow she turned out to Win Miss Nigeria or BBNaija. I’m gonna use it blackmail her.😹
I have her nude picture😎

To the girls who feel proud because of big butt, remember the TV with big back is gone, and now we all use flat screen.😹😅

Never make the same mistake twice.
There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.😌😁

When I die, everyone must sleep at the graveyard.
You can’t allow me sleep alone my first night with people I don’t know.😒🙄

Your bank debited you #100
You spent #100 enter Keke go complain for Bank
Who did this to you?😂🤣

My crush just said she love dark guys
Abeg who dey sell Kiwi cream ? 😏🌚

That moment when you help your mum shout your siblings’ name and she’d be like… “Oh, you are even here, Oya come and do it” 💔😪

So one day, my Kids will be calling me dad and I will be acting as if I have sense.🤔🙄
hmmmm what a small
world.

The heartbreak of relationship these days can make you kill mosquito with a hammer.😂🤣

So as hard as this country is, someone will be carrying face for me for not remembering his/her birthday?
Hmmm are you normal??
😏🌚

My neighbour is frying chicken in her kitchen, should I go and tell her that I helped her to pack her cloth when it was raining yesterday.😌😋

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch???

Val