Sunday Rants…

After singing “jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way…”
The next verse depends on which primary school you attended.😆😅

Every day I imagine the beatings David could have collected
if that stone missed Goliath😫🤪

Nigerian English is always something else to me.
“I am eating swallow”
Ha! You’re eating swallow?😒😏

I’m a very kind person to the core. I helped an eight year old boy to finish his ice cream yesterday and he was shedding tears of joy🌚😁

Nwa oma, remember the time I said I was taken?
They brought me back🤣

Nne eh I just say make I remind you that
the wig you screenshot has spent six months
in your gallery.
When are you buying it?😹

A guy wooing a lady:
“C’mon trust me, all guys are not the same”
The same guy to his sister:
“All guys are the same, focus on your studies”🤔

May we not date someone who doesn’t know the full meaning of MTN🙄

Sleeping in Church during service make sense,
Your village people cannot pursue you in the dream.😎😌

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val