Sunday Rants…

The ‘H’ in Nigeria stands for ‘HOPE’ 😎🌚

My mind is telling me to go to Barracks and shout ‘End Army’
Who’s with me?😎😁

I toast her 3days ago,
Yesterday her cream
finished. Today her phone spoiled, and tomorrow is her birthday.
I no do again🤣

Chemist: oga wetin you
wan buy?
Oga: don’t worry attend to other customers first
Guess what oga want to
buy.🌚😹

I hear that Sokoto protest was so peaceful that it was mistaken for STATION OF THE CROSS
😹😂

Tomorrow am going to
wash our transformer its
too dirty.
I think that’s what is causing low current in our area.🤔

If you get babe and I see you with another girl, I’m telling your babe instantly.😹
We’re fixing this country once and for all✌🏾
We want new nation😎

The amount of food palliative oba of Lagos stored in his palace warehouse ehh
Even Egyptians dint store up to that when there was great famine.😒😩

I hate sex,even if i get
married I will not have sex until my children finish secondary school🙃

I’m not adding this year to my age, I didn’t use it😒

Abeg Who made that law of buying bread while returning from every journey in Nigeria?🤷🏾‍♂️

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

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