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#Sunday Rants…
• This Harmattan Sef
Person go shit, before You roll tissue paper finish, nyash don dry
• Sometimes I sit down and wonder whose armpit inspired the invention of roll-on.
• I don’t know who needs to hear this but you see erh, one day you’ll forget to clear your chats and you’ll be caught.
• My neighbor has two toothbrushes, one for him and the other for his girlfriends. Each of them thinks it’s her personal toothbrush.
• Did you know that some girls joined choir because they don’t have clothes to be changing every Sunday.
• Attention Please!
Ladies, My Tall handsome and hard working cousin, self employed, Single stays in Abuja.
He’s looking for a black beautiful and strong laptop bag to buy.
• Americans: Tell me why.
British: Tell me the reason.
Nigerians: Tell me the reason why.
Nigerians Why???
• I’m broke. So when I see broke people I know.
Stop forming for me.
• Some girls are really poor in romance, you hit her with pillow boom! She’s chasing you with knife.
• Did you know that when you fart and sneeze at the same time your body takes screenshot.?
• Public Announcement!
I’m selling bra, best quality from Italy. Inbox me with pictures of your boobs to select the one that best fits it. Our customers’ satisfaction is our priority.
• To all those English guru…
A mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk.
Question: Who was drunk.? Mother? Or Daughter?
• You think heartbreak hurts?
Have you bought food on credit and it fell on the floor?
• Why do women live, longer and more peaceful than men?
Answer: because women don’t have wives.
• When you get a text on your phone
Real girlfriends be like “who texted us?”
• Please my Yoruba friends. It’s INEC not “High Neck”
#Happy Sunday
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