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Last #Sunday Rants… 2018
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1.Dating a female doctor is not romantic at all…
I mean not romantic at all.
Cos wen she looks straight into your eyes,
instead of her to see love,
she sees malaria.
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2.U Can’t even use bread 2 play in dis
Harmattan oo
Leave ur bread exposed 5 mins you’ll come
back and meet Crackers.
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3.I was sitting next to a beautiful, sexy and
good looking lady inside the bus
The lady said to me ” Can u help me remove
something from my breast? please…..(cnt reading)…
I was so excited and replied “Wow, its my
pleasure; so wat is it?
The Lady answered YOUR EYES”
Abeg help me spread mat, I won faint.
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4. The ability to control tears when food doesn’t
get to you in an occasion is the highest form
of Maturity.
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5. Please tall people should
help us and check how
2019 will be now
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6. I sat next to someone with Body odour in church last sunday,,, when
pastor said who will give us 5k , i join them so
that i can shift from the lady ?..
mtcheeew another debt this Christmas.
.
1.Dating a female doctor is not romantic at all…
I mean not romantic at all.
Cos wen she looks straight into your eyes,
instead of her to see love,
she sees malaria.
.
2.U Can’t even use bread 2 play in dis
Harmattan oo
Leave ur bread exposed 5 mins you’ll come
back and meet Crackers.
.
3.I was sitting next to a beautiful, sexy and
good looking lady inside the bus
The lady said to me ” Can u help me remove
something from my breast? please…..(cnt reading)…
I was so excited and replied “Wow, its my
pleasure; so wat is it?
The Lady answered YOUR EYES”
Abeg help me spread mat, I won faint.
.
4. The ability to control tears when food doesn’t
get to you in an occasion is the highest form
of Maturity.
.
5. Please tall people should
help us and check how
2019 will be now
.
6. I sat next to someone with Body odour in church last sunday,,, when
pastor said who will give us 5k , i join them so
that i can shift from the lady ?..
mtcheeew another debt this Christmas.
7. Peopl that gossip in buses and keke please learn to be fast, its very painful going home wondering how the story ended.
*Bodyguards are always bigger than their employers but their employers are always richer, when the bodyguard was developing his muscle, his employer was developing his brain.so i ask you,what are you developing?*
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#Happy new year in advance
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#Val
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#Happy new year in advance
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#Val
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