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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #94

Sunday Rants…

I was insulted yesterday because of my good attitude. Is it wrong to stop keke just to greet your friend inside?πŸ˜©πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

The way pastors wives look innocent you’ll think they no sabi doggy style.🀣🌚

My girlfriend sent me airtime, before I could load it she’d posted on her WhatsApp status. “Ladies support your man”☹️

Na girl wey gree cut corn for us we go marry.😁😎

Finally I don learn how to toast girl o
Me: Fine girl did you eat okro soup? Because you draw my attention.πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‰

But wait o God wey be ominiscience no marry
Jesus his son no marry
Even Satan sef no marry.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?πŸ€”

Dating two short girls ain’t ‘cheating’
Half plus half is One.🀣

I hate photo grid says a fat girl.
Hanti how can you like something you can’t even enter?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή

‘I can die for you.’ but na three nurses dey hold you on top injection.
Bro Sam why?

Question of the day.
Can you trust a nurse whose husband deals on casket?πŸ˜ΉπŸ€”

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch

Val

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