VAL: Sunday Rants #75 (Comedy)

Sunday Rants…

• You no get money you dey fear Corona Virus.
Have you heard that a poor man tested positive?🤔🤷🏾‍♂
That shit is for rich people and celebrities.🌚

• 20 million Churches, 5000 religions
fighting 1 Satan for over 6000 years.
Satan abeg die nah. Abeg just die.😩😅

• Some visitors sef…
You offer them juice, they’ll be like 
“I will drink it after eating”
Who said anything about giving you food?.😏🌚

• This life hard oo.
No matter how small your buttock is
it’ll still divided it into two.😹🤣

• Tenant bought dog now landlord
no fit enter house.
This life ehh…😁😎

• Sharp guy…
You blocked bae post side chick
Bae birthday na tomorrow,
you forgot to unblock bae.
You post bae, but bae no see anything.
Now she’s angry. What do you tell her now?🌚

• I remembered when “Big head” was an insult.
But now it’s a sign of love.😅
What a life!

• My Brother, you wear one boxer for seven days yet you get the mind to clean your chair before you sit down in church ? I have
nothing to tell you Bro…… Just Go…Go!😞🤨

• When a prayer point is raised,
am d only 1 dat always finish praying
first nd start wondering
wat others r still praying??😏🤔

• Forget Police…
Have You Ever Been
Chased By A Native
Doctor..?😹🤣

• How old were you when
noticed the word “BRA” simply
means “Breast Resting Area”😋😎

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

#Val