Sunday Rants by Val #70

#Sunday Rants…

• If I combine all the trekking I trekked
during my secondary school.
I’ld have reached UK by now.😕

• Some people need to understand that “come
and eat” is a form of greeting…now they have
finished my food🙄

• Avoid taking weed in the morning.
The other day my neighbor dropped
his children in his office and went to their school for work.😹🤣

• 5 yrs relationshipship and you still won’t propose. You say you’re
still building the relationship.
Well done! Julius Berger.😎

• Are you a girl?
Do you think no guy wants you?
Do you think no guy wants to be with you?
I’m here to tell you that’s true.😌

• Why is second round
always longer than first
round ?🤔
Am talking about BOXING oo😁😂

• Fall in Love with your problems.
who knows they might leave you too🤷🏾‍♂😉

• The way people die on
radio is so alarming.
you’ll hear “hello, hello…. oh we’ve lost him!”😂

• No girl has ever called me “MY WORLD”
Maybe I’m just a junction
or round about.😔

• I never knew that I was this handsome until four
women came draging me.
“Fine boy come and buy pepper”☺😌

• In my SS1, my classmate caught me reading a love letter, threatened to report me & blackmailed me into sweeping the classroom for her.🙁
Now she’s my cousin’s girlfriend.
Yesterday I caught her in a hotel with my landlord.
She will sweep my street.
🤤

• Some of you are single because you started dating since Jss1.
Now your dating bundle has finished.🤣

• Ever since I saw a gun in her handbag, our relationship have been
running smoothly.😎

#Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch

Val

Sunday Guest Personality: Okorie Cynthia Chika “Miss Sposh”

NZD: Let’s know you?
Sposh: I’m Okorie Cynthia Chika (Sposh)
An activist, public speaker, ardent advocate of safe spaces for women and the girl-child, Volunteer, a Law student, and a proud ‘Imolite.’

NZD: Favorite hobbies?
Sposh: Cooking, reading, debating, politicking.

NZD: How did the name “Miss Sposh” come about?
Sposh: From my secondary school class and my close friends specifically. We chose the alphabets ‘sh’ and were required to fill it up with any alphabet that describes the post you held or just any random word. But if told to ascribe a meaning to it myself, I will say ‘Standing Tall.’

NZD: Your role models?
Sposh: My Mum.

NZD: Have you broken someone’s heart before?
Sposh: Intentionally, No!

NZD: What would you like to receive as a birthday gift?
Sposh: Anything the giver can afford

NZD: What do you hate/love about Nigerians?
Sposh: Hate-We swallow foreign ideas hook, line and sinker, without critically analyzing the pros and cons involved.

However, I still love my country because in the face of adversities, we still find a way to survive. Nigeria is a blessed nation. I love Nigeria. I’m black and I’m proud of it. I didn’t choose to be black, I just got lucky.

NZD: What’s Miss Sposh currently up to nowadays?
Sposh: PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT AND IMPACT. Leaving a blue print in the sands of time. It mustn’t pay off now, but with time, it will. It has been rough lately but in this situation, I believe the end justifies the means. So, WE MOVE!

NZD: Shoutouts to?
Sposh: All my friends. I can count myself blessed for having such amazing people around me. They are just too numerous to mention but, I love them all. They know themselves.

NZD: What qualities should your Mr.Right possess?
Sposh: Well, I’m not a perfect being but, he should be one that I can regard as my “best friend”. I believe this summarizes all.

NZD: Fav superhero?
Sposh: Not a Marvel and DC comics fan

NZD: Favorite ice cream flavor?
Sposh: Strawberry and Chocolate

NZD: Sposh’s Valentine plans ?💓
Sposh: Sit at home and wait for my friends to return with goodies
NZD: Ouch!!!

Sposh: 😂😂😂

“Thanks for your time Miss Sposh” from NZDworld…more grease to your elbow!

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