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Sunday Rants by Val #55

#Sunday Rants…

1. Assuming your name is “YOU” and my name is “ME” between me and you who is stupid?๐ŸŒš

 2. Watching football with my mum can be so dramatic Which one  is ‘blood of Jesus I cover super eagle’s post with the blood of Jesus’๐Ÿ˜†

3. Short people are the reason why children shoes are expensive.๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜…

4. Someone Should Tell Me The Best Porn Site…
Wanna Go And Preach The Word Of God There,
Who knows they May Repent.๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜Ž

5. As old as you are now,
If you are eating groundnut and one fell on the
ground will u pick it?๐Ÿ‘

6. If this my particular subscription finishes is
bye bye to you all…
I want to save money and buy land.๐Ÿคค

7. I miss those days when my primary school teacher force me to sit between two galz๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜Ž

8. I told My girlfriend to show more interest in my family, now she is dating my brother too๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜‘

9. What if there is a rule which says, only virgins
will see next year?
Haa, Na so dis world go just end leave only me inside.๐Ÿค”

10. Did You know that the number of girls some guys have slept with is enough to start up โ€œGirls secondary schoolโ€
Who stone me?๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ

11. If you know you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Gather here let’s cry, someone might love the way you cry.๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ช

12. When I went to see d doctor with my mom
Doctor : wen last did u have sex.
Me: sex!! What kind of drug is that?

13. Earthquake in China for 3 days but electricity still on…
In Nigeria 2 birds fighting on a pole, boom no light for 3months๐Ÿ˜น

14. Cuddling is for the rich, no girl want to put her head on a broke man’s chest when the heart is beating debt, debt, debt

15. Have you ever typed a message and you said,
This message is too strong for this person and you have to simplify it.?

Happy Sunday


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