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#Sunday Rants…
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The Nigerian in me will not allow me to know that my phone is water resistant. I don’t play with that kind of thing. our water and their water ain’t the same
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My dear girlfriend if you want to cheat on me do it with someone I can beat.
Don’t coman hurt me twice. Biko
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Apart from me who else dated online but couldn’t see the person till they break-up?
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All of you that did English in school..
Pls what is the opposite of
sorry?
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Who Remember that program called “Who Want To Be A Millionaire”,
E bi like sey their money done finish.
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If U Wia 2 Kill A Moquito On Ur Ex Head Which Tool Will U Use ?
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If She say’s She has a girlfriend its you against
one man, but if She says she is single its you
against the world. Guys take note.
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I thought I have seen it all until one girl flashed me on WhatsApp yesterday then later texted me to call her back that she is not having enough WhatsApp data.
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Pls guys when having s*x with a woman from another country do your best you are representing the whole country, lift our flag high.
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That moment when you help your mother shout your sibling’s name and she be like ” Oh! you are even here, oya come and do it”
.
Because say your beans quick done no mean say who dey Cook beans dey lazy.
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Happy Sunday.
#HopeunagoChurch?
.
#Val
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The Nigerian in me will not allow me to know that my phone is water resistant. I don’t play with that kind of thing. our water and their water ain’t the same
.
My dear girlfriend if you want to cheat on me do it with someone I can beat.
Don’t coman hurt me twice. Biko
.
Apart from me who else dated online but couldn’t see the person till they break-up?
.
All of you that did English in school..
Pls what is the opposite of
sorry?
.
Who Remember that program called “Who Want To Be A Millionaire”,
E bi like sey their money done finish.
.
If U Wia 2 Kill A Moquito On Ur Ex Head Which Tool Will U Use ?
.
If She say’s She has a girlfriend its you against
one man, but if She says she is single its you
against the world. Guys take note.
.
I thought I have seen it all until one girl flashed me on WhatsApp yesterday then later texted me to call her back that she is not having enough WhatsApp data.
.
Pls guys when having s*x with a woman from another country do your best you are representing the whole country, lift our flag high.
.
That moment when you help your mother shout your sibling’s name and she be like ” Oh! you are even here, oya come and do it”
.
Because say your beans quick done no mean say who dey Cook beans dey lazy.
.
Happy Sunday.
#HopeunagoChurch?
.
#Val
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