Sunday Rants by Val #47

#Sunday Rants….
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If you’re depressed please chat me up buh if na money matter just know that we’re all depressed. Tankio
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Those of u that never missed assembly in
secondary school Hope you’re now working
at the National Assembly?
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From the bottom of my heart, deep inside my
soul, very close 2 my liver, adjacent 2 my
kidney..i wan go shit asswear.
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As a good Christian, I would never use cane, hand or belt on my kids. I can’t come and disobey God.
Bible recommended ROD
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Yoruba boys mouth odour can separate fight
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That moment when u’re angry & u want to
smash ur phone but u realize u can’t afford
another one so u have to calm down. U no go like calm down?

Valcee

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Being unemployed and staying at home without money is not easy, palm oil will finish they will say you drank it.
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All the ladies looking for Rich men to marry,
Pls,your broke brothers are reserved for who?
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Dear ladies.
Big tummy is caused by eating another girl
boyfriend’s money.
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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!
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No Be Every Girls Wey You See Wear Long Gown Be Born Again Christian, Some They Cover Stretch Marks and their yam legs.
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Happy Sunday
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#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val