Sunday Rants by Val #42

#Sunday Rants…
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Public Announcement!
Very soon corn 🌽 will be out, start saving money to buy your own corn o
I’m not ready to break corn for anybody this season.
Tankio😌😎
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Meeting someone new can be so stressful, i have to pretend that i have sense.😑
Pls for how long should i pretend b4 letting her see the mumuness in me?😹
I can’t kwontinu like dis
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The way my current girlfriend is treating me right, i feel like calling my ex and tell her its over again😌🌚
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When the relationship is new there is nothing you won’t hear:
Guy: bae what are you doing?
Girl: just finished shitting.
Guy: hope it was not stressful?
It’s lyk both if you are mahd😂
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I heard that Half-bucket, sorry add-bucket…I mean Advocate would be showing GOT on Monday night, well i am going there with Chiadi’s hand fan. That place would be hot😎😉

No be say i no go pay MTN their debt o but they go text tire, them go text, text, text till they borrow airtime too😛
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Facts you don’t know about Valcee:

He baths naked, with water. Imagine.
Sleeps with eyes open, could you believe that?
He only eats when he is hungry
Hmmm this guy is something else
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I Stood up to my dad yesterday. He wanted me to change the channel, I said no, I was there first. I told him to sit down & be quiet. I’m grown.
It felt good…Anyway if you want to visit me. I’m at UMTH Enugu ward 5. Approach from the left coz my right eye is closed

Nawa o ,English is hard in 9ja o which one is
ARE YOU GOING TO COME?????
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RATE YOUR SENSE with your battery percentage.
You see your life?
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Keep skipping my posts without liking them,and commenting that’s how i will skip you with food on my wedding day
You wee see
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Me and my guy just visited his Gf this
afternoon, Only for me to crack a joke And one guy started laughing inside her wardrobe.
, .the girl is looking me one kind eye, abeg did I do anything wrong?
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*BONUS*
What’s the best head you hv ever received?
OGK- The one God gave me
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*For you to make it in Nigeria, you need
Determination,Decision and Crazy actions*