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#Sunday Rants
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Jesus you love me too much o…,Yesterday I nearly ate pepper soup at a yoruba restaurant☹
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I Can’t wait to get married so that my wife will
bring her junior sister to stay with us.
I just love my house filled up😜
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Apart from me who else grew up thinking rubber band used to suck blood😁
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If u re a lady seeing this, goan read ISAIAH
66 :11
I love dah chapter die😎
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Meanwhile some Naija🇳🇬 girls be like.
I need a man that will open door for me.
Show me where to sit.
A man that can stand while am sitting.
A man that Handles cash💸
Me: Sister what u need is a conductor..🚍
That’s qualities of a bus conductor???💁
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#First meeting with her after being friends on fb for two yesrs:
Girl: I’m at that round about I’m putting on a
yellow T-shirt n black trouser
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Boy: are u the one with the big Head?😏
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Girl: yes, Can u see me?
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Boy: Nooooo i can’t see you o, i can never see
you In Jesus Name😮
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.If you break up with me and later finds out you’re pregnant, my sister, you
and your unborn child are all my ex😅
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On my wedding day am going to surprise
everyone,church wedding in benin city and reception
in Ghana.😹
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Golden morn is good, Corn flakes is better,
biscuits flakes is cool.
But at the mention of garri, every flakes must
bow
Abi no be so???
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Nigeria Problem Is Bigger Than One President
Why Don’t We Elect 2 Presidents This Time
Around
BUHARI Of APC On Morning Shift
ATIKU Of PDP On Afternoon Shift🌚
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val
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