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Sunday Rants by Val #30

#Sunday Rants…
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Pls watch me on hip TV today by 2:00pm
I will pass behind the man in black suit been interviewed. Small small i am becoming a star.๐Ÿ˜
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Girls with big butt nd flat chest be looking like small letter “d” 
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Sometimes i wonder if ppl born on april 1st (April fools day) are all fools?
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Dating two short girls at the same time isn’t cheating, it’s just proving that 1/2 +1/2=1
Sense.๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜Ž
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My bloda, You want a girl to stick with you until you make money abi…
Can you date an ugly girl until she’s fine? ๐Ÿ˜
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Some girls are very wicked, i just told a girl that i can die for her and she was like ” Prove it”๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Some Girls Can lie eh
How Can you post #10 years challenge and you are holding tekno p5 
In every girls inbox, there is always a guy that chats himself. He says “hello” today and replies “Hi” tomorrow๐Ÿ˜œ
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I duped a lagos bus conductor yesterday. I Paid but ddnt enter…i knw he is still looking for me nw๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Guys Apart from me who else  look b4 crossing road especially on highways??๐ŸŒš
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Guys imagine dating a girl that dreams about GG and Correct score.
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Guys beware of some ladies who just came
back from the village. Some of them are 2 weeks pregnant Looking 4 who to hang them on. Let me come and be going๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ
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kill two birds with one stone, buy a blue Aba Jean and wash it you can use the water to paint a room…๐Ÿ˜
#wisdom
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GALA sellers will run 100meters to meet your
car, then you will touch the gala & say “its
not soft”.
Do u even have the fear of God?
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If one mistakenly opens the door when you are taking your bath, what will you hide first?
Me na Soap, you?๐ŸŒš
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*The God that turned water into wine will soon turn someone’s girlfriend to my wife.* God is able
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#Happy Sunday
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val

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