#Sunday Rants…
That awkward moment, you feel so broke that you start searching all your trousers’ pocket.☹
That awkward moment you snapped a studio pix of 5K, post it online only to get 3 likes
Awkward moment:
She actually wanted to post “my boo is so sweet”
But mistakenly posted “my poo is so sweet”♂
Shorry…
She actually wanted to post “my boo is so sweet”
But mistakenly posted “my poo is so sweet”♂
Shorry…
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I was going on my own o…when I heard one eyed guy toasting a babe and he was like…
“…Babe look me in the eyes…”
The girl was like “which eyes”?路♂路♂
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Qst: Y do mosquitoes sing to your ear?
Ans: to know if you have slept so as to balance well and suck your blood. (Nyuo GI ikpakwu)
I was going on my own o…when I heard one eyed guy toasting a babe and he was like…
“…Babe look me in the eyes…”
The girl was like “which eyes”?路♂路♂
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Qst: Y do mosquitoes sing to your ear?
Ans: to know if you have slept so as to balance well and suck your blood. (Nyuo GI ikpakwu)
When I say “No Condition is Permanent” I mean it, because even a new Generator that sounds like Simi will one day
sound like Terry G.
sound like Terry G.
Am I d only one noticing
this?
IPhone users act like they don’t have pocket or bags.
Wetin concern me self!♂♂
this?
IPhone users act like they don’t have pocket or bags.
Wetin concern me self!♂♂
The pot holes on Nigeria roads are so so big dat you can even see them on the map.♂♂
If you see a pregnant woman spitting , just know dat her baby has farted.廊
Wisdom we not kill me.
Wisdom we not kill me.
If Ur Girl Friend Is Very Cute And U Are Really Proud Of Her… Kindly Drop Her Number, Let Me Thank Her For
Taking Good Care And For Loving U.
What are friends for?
Taking Good Care And For Loving U.
What are friends for?
My relationship is moving well, i am thinking of opening a branch at Aba
Guys what do you think?
Guys what do you think?
Marrying a fat girl is all good and romantic until you carried her and drop on the bed then the bed divides like red sea
A good wife should always be like- welcome darling, food is ready.
Will you eat before eating or will you eat before you eat.
If you know you know
Will you eat before eating or will you eat before you eat.
If you know you know
At times i will just wear my finest clothes look my self in the mirror, then go back to my bed and start shedding tears of joy, because Money go fit me
She told me over the phone that she is feeling cold….
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I went to a Chemist and get her some ROBB.
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#Happy New Months Guys.
#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val
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I went to a Chemist and get her some ROBB.
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#Happy New Months Guys.
#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val
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