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Sunday Rants by Val #18

#Sunday Rants…
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You see this Asuu strike. The way i dey see am before they go call it off, som ppl fit don forget their reg number oo 
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Women are the best goalkeepers, bcos no matter what you do the balls never go in
Ifyouknwyouknw
My Future wife is somewhere now telling her friends that she is going to marry a guy with Six packs..six packs kee you there.
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Why can’t Facebook show us Mutual Enemies?
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All these tall girls dating short boys, I know your plan, you want to be wearing his shirts as crop top abi?
I don catch una
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Bro don’t be a boring boyfriend, sometimes grab her wig in public and run away
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Those people who send mobile money to ppl by mistake…Hasn’t God revealed my account number to you?
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Nigerians will be complaining “No Money…No Money”
Yet there are always a long queue at the ATM, Are they withdrawing their sins?
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Days after Buhar! Collected his WAEC result Boom ASUU went on strike, they dont want to give him admission.
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Women are meant to be loved not to be understood, how do u expect to understand a creature that was created while you were asleep?
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*Wemen* are the most faithful creatures, they don’t cheat, lie and they are trustworthy.
Remember I said *We Men*
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Why are you on high heels?…so you want to look taller than me?..its over!
Time has reached for our annual Strike. BAN (Boyfriend Association of Nigeria)
Add your own break up method
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*Not taking risks in this life is risky*
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#Hopeunagochurch?
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Jesus bu Eze ndi Eze
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#Val

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