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#Synday Ranta..
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Qstn-I can hang myself without rope, what are my?
Ans- My phone
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Guy man guy man but you I no dey see you with culture’s shoes and mc classic stores’ watch
A guy man withou Cultures shoes and Mc classic stores’ watch is dat one a guy man
Who pinched me?.
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Are you sure this Asuu chairman aint PDP member?…everything for naija na politics o.
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Her-Val how did you get my number?
Me-from the Bible, the book of numbers.
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I hate it when girlfriends say, “don’t worry, he is just a friend’
I remember when i was just a friend too, i know what we did.
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I never knew i was good this good in bed until yesterday…I slept by 7pm and woke up by 11am.
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Somewhere in Nigeria a tailor is busy collecting clothes he won’t finish before 25th December.
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A part from Fallopian tube which other chemistry apparatus do you remember?
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Dear ladies if you want a guy to notice ur expensive wigs, wear it on your boobs or bumbum…nothing concern us with una Head.
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We all have that uncle who will never drop one naira when he visits
They will be like ” be a good boy, ok?”
Stingy huncle
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Bad uncles be like ” Amaka of yesterday, u have grown too big o, turn around, oya come and sit on my laps.
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Back in 2010 I traveled to Dubai, but i hvnt met you guys then thats why i am telling you now.
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Some of you ladies are still single bcos you v got big tummy, and most guys think you are pregnant.
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Pls sister if you like him just walk up to him and say it.
Stop giving signals, you are not a TV antenna.
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When you break your girlfriend’s heart she will cry and cry and cry, eventually she will say “all men are the same and then they will give their life to Christ.
What am I saying? Bro win more souls for Christ
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*You never fail until you stopped trying*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val
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Qstn-I can hang myself without rope, what are my?
Ans- My phone
.
Guy man guy man but you I no dey see you with culture’s shoes and mc classic stores’ watch
A guy man withou Cultures shoes and Mc classic stores’ watch is dat one a guy man
Who pinched me?.
.
Are you sure this Asuu chairman aint PDP member?…everything for naija na politics o.
.
Her-Val how did you get my number?
Me-from the Bible, the book of numbers.
.
I hate it when girlfriends say, “don’t worry, he is just a friend’
I remember when i was just a friend too, i know what we did.
.
I never knew i was good this good in bed until yesterday…I slept by 7pm and woke up by 11am.
.
Somewhere in Nigeria a tailor is busy collecting clothes he won’t finish before 25th December.
.
A part from Fallopian tube which other chemistry apparatus do you remember?
.
Dear ladies if you want a guy to notice ur expensive wigs, wear it on your boobs or bumbum…nothing concern us with una Head.
.
We all have that uncle who will never drop one naira when he visits
They will be like ” be a good boy, ok?”
Stingy huncle
.
Bad uncles be like ” Amaka of yesterday, u have grown too big o, turn around, oya come and sit on my laps.
.
Back in 2010 I traveled to Dubai, but i hvnt met you guys then thats why i am telling you now.
.
Some of you ladies are still single bcos you v got big tummy, and most guys think you are pregnant.
.
Pls sister if you like him just walk up to him and say it.
Stop giving signals, you are not a TV antenna.
.
When you break your girlfriend’s heart she will cry and cry and cry, eventually she will say “all men are the same and then they will give their life to Christ.
What am I saying? Bro win more souls for Christ
.
*You never fail until you stopped trying*
.
#HopeunagoChurch?
.
#Val
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