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#Sunday Rantd…
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Jan- Sex doll
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Feb- Snake swallowed 36m
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March- Monkey swallowed 70m
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April(my month)- Lazy Nigerian youth
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May- Davido and Chioma
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June-Transfusion…transmission
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July-Na dem dey rush us
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August- Amaka dissapointed tubaba, Men’s Dick disappearance
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Sept- Buhari WAEC Result, everywhere stew
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Oct-Ladies Pant
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Nov-ASUU Strike
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Dec- Asuu strike continues…
Nigeria what a dramatic country
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Action speaks louder than words , then
y do we learn English instead of Kunfu?
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I asked my gf whats ur hobby and she said “travelling and shopping “. Dont have any other hobby dat doesnt cost money, like sleeping, trekking and crying?
If a Professor Of law can have this poor performance in a
debate, what becomes of his boss that just obtained his WAEC last month? Pls oooh am not at home.
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Short guys with bald head will be looking
like ‘ROLL ON’..
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Social media will make you feel some ladies
are beyond ur reach
U meet them personally n u might not even want them
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There’s a lot of cold here o And I’m hearing “”hu hu hu hit me harder”” in the next room…
lemme go and see if they are fighting, I love separating fight.
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Welcome to Nigeria where students can spend 50k in a day and spend 1k for 2 weeks.
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The way i like my crush eh, u even wash my hands b4 i like her pics.
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You can not use Fainting to play with Muslim’ before you wake up,Boom they’ve buried you.
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Ladies in the house, what’s your best fruit? Cucumber or Banana?
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Our neighbor just bought a new dog, this dog used to bark at non virgins but if you are a virgin he will just keep quite, yesterday as i was coming back, the dog saw me and….
What do you want to hear? aeh amebo see ur ear like jubril own sorry Buhar! Own
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The way some female bankers explain account opening is
so sexy….hmmmmm They will be like “I will open it for you so you can put something inside. OK? Whether big or small just put something.
I have open it for you.
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*Tomorrow is pregnant, who give am belle?*
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#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val
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Jan- Sex doll
.
Feb- Snake swallowed 36m
.
March- Monkey swallowed 70m
.
April(my month)- Lazy Nigerian youth
.
May- Davido and Chioma
.
June-Transfusion…transmission
.
July-Na dem dey rush us
.
August- Amaka dissapointed tubaba, Men’s Dick disappearance
.
Sept- Buhari WAEC Result, everywhere stew
.
Oct-Ladies Pant
.
Nov-ASUU Strike
.
Dec- Asuu strike continues…
Nigeria what a dramatic country
.
Action speaks louder than words , then
y do we learn English instead of Kunfu?
.
I asked my gf whats ur hobby and she said “travelling and shopping “. Dont have any other hobby dat doesnt cost money, like sleeping, trekking and crying?
If a Professor Of law can have this poor performance in a
debate, what becomes of his boss that just obtained his WAEC last month? Pls oooh am not at home.
.
Short guys with bald head will be looking
like ‘ROLL ON’..
.
Social media will make you feel some ladies
are beyond ur reach
U meet them personally n u might not even want them
.
There’s a lot of cold here o And I’m hearing “”hu hu hu hit me harder”” in the next room…
lemme go and see if they are fighting, I love separating fight.
.
Welcome to Nigeria where students can spend 50k in a day and spend 1k for 2 weeks.
.
The way i like my crush eh, u even wash my hands b4 i like her pics.
.
You can not use Fainting to play with Muslim’ before you wake up,Boom they’ve buried you.
.
Ladies in the house, what’s your best fruit? Cucumber or Banana?
.
Our neighbor just bought a new dog, this dog used to bark at non virgins but if you are a virgin he will just keep quite, yesterday as i was coming back, the dog saw me and….
What do you want to hear? aeh amebo see ur ear like jubril own sorry Buhar! Own
.
The way some female bankers explain account opening is
so sexy….hmmmmm They will be like “I will open it for you so you can put something inside. OK? Whether big or small just put something.
I have open it for you.
.
*Tomorrow is pregnant, who give am belle?*
.
#HopeunagoChurch
.
#Val
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