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Sunday Rants by Val #20

#Sunday Rant…
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Pls nobody I repeat nobody should send me Christmas tree this Christmass. If u cant send me money hold ur tree. I am not a Monkey.
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Christmas is approaching nd some girls will apologize for what they didnt even do. They will be like… Baby i’m sorry for what Chelsea did to Man city.
I am sorry your bet cut
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I just saw my shoe Mender on the street today wearing the shoes I gave him to repair and
I asked him why He said they’re on road test
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Wat finishes data anyhow in Nigeria is Amebor U will want to view everything they update wit ur Big eyes like Segun Arinze
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Dear Ladies,
A man will still marry
you even if you cannot
cook.
May I not be that man in
Jesus’ Name.
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“I dnt look when guys call me by shouting heeys heeys” that was how one lady like that is still single and she is forty now
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“Don’t Chase after it, Let it Come to You.”
Nah So Jollof Rice No Come Reach My
Hand yesterday for wedding i attended.
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Lagos conductor no dey gree carry fat women
Fat Woman: conductor where una dey go?
Conductor: we no dey go anywhere….Cele!…Cele!!
Fat woman: me sef na cele i dey go
Conductor: I said we no dey go anywhere!
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Right now,  I just  wana stop cheating and focus on my 16 girlfriends.
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To all the fat guys in the building this December is your season, you aint useless after all. Schools will still hire you for *Father Christmas*
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Apart from the Sun what else rises in the morning?.
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*The best way to predict future is to create it*
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#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val

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