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VAL: Sunday Rants #77 (Comedy)

Sunday Rants…

β€’ Av never see a year like this. No weekend everyday is everyday.😩

β€’ Small quarrel with some
people, they will be like “I can feed you and your family for One month”
Time don reach oo come and feed us!🌚

β€’ Was at shoprite with my girlfriend yesterday and saw my other girlfriend. Thank God I was wearing mask.😎😌

β€’ I have finished all the sleeping styles I know.
Pls any sleeping styles suggestion?πŸ€”

β€’ Don’t even know what will kill someone.
Corona dey outside, hunger dey inside,
Conji dey inside inside.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

β€’ After all I did for him, yet
he left me.
Ladies please can you
mention some of those
things you did for your
man. Apart from that..

β€’ Wife: If I had known you are this poor, I wouldn’t have married you.
Husband: So when I told you that you are the only thing I have in this world, what were you thinking?πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ή

β€’ Who remembered that
year when one person will be outside turning the Antenna shouting e don clear !
Indomie generation will not understand.πŸ€“

β€’ No matter the amount of
gunshots they hear in the
market..Real igbo Traders must lock their shops before running.πŸ˜‚

β€’ Please I need a girlfriend whose mum sells food or
foodstuffs for a serious relationship that will lead to marriage.

β€’ Once you finished school
and NYSC.
That’s when you will
realize why “So help me
God” was added in Nigeria’s pledge.πŸ˜…πŸ˜

β€’ What if God says you will become a millionaire at the age of your batter %?
Mine is 46.😲😎

Happy Sunday


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