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VAL: Sunday Rants #76 (Comedy)

Sunday Rants…

โ€ข This Corona shit don give some dude excuses…Ask them if they went to Church and they’ll be like “Nooo We’re on quarantine nah” ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Shut up oga as if you dey go b4๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’

โ€ข Abeg if I marry how long am I suppose to open door for her B4 I stop?๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒš

โ€ข Did you know?…
The way you see your phone without
data is the way people see you without money.๐Ÿ˜Ž

โ€ข If you have mouth odour
and you put on nose mask…
You’ll enjoy the fruit of your labour.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น

โ€ข Hehehehe….if I want to cause commotion now..
I’ll buy a big loud trumpet
enter helicopter and blow it.๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš

โ€ข Please while praying for
those in prison, remember
those wearing engagement
ring for 5 to 8 years now.
Who slapped me?๐Ÿ˜ฉ

โ€ข Hanty before You Hand Over Your Breast
To Any Man, First Check How he licks orange biko.๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ˜…

โ€ข Nawa for this my neighbor ooo
She just asked me once if I wan eat.
I said no and she kept quiet.
So she didnt know she suppose ask me twice?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ž

โ€ข Just because I wanted to see if the i-phone
will size my pocket; one idiot started shouting “Thief!”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐ŸŒš

โ€ข People will always pronounce “Nurse”as “ners” even as “ness” until there’s an emergency in the hospital.
You’ll start hearing “Norsuu…. Nursu ooo…”
๐Ÿคฃ

โ€ข Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them.
Prayer points in different locations.๐Ÿ˜Ž
Who’s with me?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…

โ€ข Any day I enter flight I must use the toilet.
I’ve always wondered what shiting on air ‘ld be like.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค”

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

#Val.


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