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VAL: Sunday Rants #76 (Comedy)

Sunday Rants…

β€’ This Corona shit don give some dude excuses…Ask them if they went to Church and they’ll be like “Nooo We’re on quarantine nah” 😎

Shut up oga as if you dey go b4πŸŒšπŸ˜πŸ˜’

β€’ Abeg if I marry how long am I suppose to open door for her B4 I stop?πŸ€”πŸŒš

β€’ Did you know?…
The way you see your phone without
data is the way people see you without money.😎

β€’ If you have mouth odour
and you put on nose mask…
You’ll enjoy the fruit of your labour.🀣😹

β€’ Hehehehe….if I want to cause commotion now..
I’ll buy a big loud trumpet
enter helicopter and blow it.πŸ˜‚πŸŒš

β€’ Please while praying for
those in prison, remember
those wearing engagement
ring for 5 to 8 years now.
Who slapped me?😩

β€’ Hanty before You Hand Over Your Breast
To Any Man, First Check How he licks orange biko.πŸŒšπŸ˜…

β€’ Nawa for this my neighbor ooo
She just asked me once if I wan eat.
I said no and she kept quiet.
So she didnt know she suppose ask me twice?😩😞

β€’ Just because I wanted to see if the i-phone
will size my pocket; one idiot started shouting “Thief!”πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚πŸŒš

β€’ People will always pronounce “Nurse”as “ners” even as “ness” until there’s an emergency in the hospital.
You’ll start hearing “Norsuu…. Nursu ooo…”
🀣

β€’ Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them.
Prayer points in different locations.😎
Who’s with me?πŸ€”πŸ˜…

β€’ Any day I enter flight I must use the toilet.
I’ve always wondered what shiting on air ‘ld be like.πŸ˜ŒπŸ€”

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

#Val.


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