Sunday Rants…
โข This Corona shit don give some dude excuses…Ask them if they went to Church and they’ll be like “Nooo We’re on quarantine nah” ๐
Shut up oga as if you dey go b4๐๐๐
โข Abeg if I marry how long am I suppose to open door for her B4 I stop?๐ค๐
โข Did you know?…
The way you see your phone without
data is the way people see you without money.๐
โข If you have mouth odour
and you put on nose mask…
You’ll enjoy the fruit of your labour.๐คฃ๐น
โข Hehehehe….if I want to cause commotion now..
I’ll buy a big loud trumpet
enter helicopter and blow it.๐๐
โข Please while praying for
those in prison, remember
those wearing engagement
ring for 5 to 8 years now.
Who slapped me?๐ฉ
โข Hanty before You Hand Over Your Breast
To Any Man, First Check How he licks orange biko.๐๐
โข Nawa for this my neighbor ooo
She just asked me once if I wan eat.
I said no and she kept quiet.
So she didnt know she suppose ask me twice?๐ฉ๐
โข Just because I wanted to see if the i-phone
will size my pocket; one idiot started shouting “Thief!”๐คท๐พโโ๐
โข People will always pronounce “Nurse”as “ners” even as “ness” until there’s an emergency in the hospital.
You’ll start hearing “Norsuu…. Nursu ooo…”
๐คฃ
โข Some guys are very successful because they have more than one girl praying for them.
Prayer points in different locations.๐
Who’s with me?๐ค๐
โข Any day I enter flight I must use the toilet.
I’ve always wondered what shiting on air ‘ld be like.๐๐ค
Happy Sunday
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