#Sunday Rants…
β’ Even if its too SMALL,
know how to use it to
SATISFY your WOMAN.
I’m talking about your
SALARY ooππ
β’ I dash you money you still dey count am for my front.
If e no complete, you go beat me ni?ππ
β’ Have you ever been in an
exam hall and you start
imagining the business
you would have done with the school fees.?π€
β’ People with too much gap teeth be like
“I’m tired of this life I want to commit shoe size”π€£
β’ For over 5 years, You’ve been spending Valentine in the arms of different men…
Well done on, coat of arms!!βπΎ
β’ Be careful of what you eat before traveling.
I’m typing from the bush!π«
β’ Love is not a scam ooo is either you are dating an idiot or you are the idiot.π
I know you’ll say you ain’t the idiot.π
β’ U think life is harsh on you abi?
Just know that someone’s
birthday is 29th Feb which has been missing on calendar since 2017.π
β’ Did you know that…
80% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and take away packs.?πΉ
β’ Side chicks be like “Val so you mean your girlfriendfriend didn’t see these pimples on your face?ππ€€
β’ If you’re happy with one girlfriend, imagine having 10. That’s happiness overdose.πβΊ
β’ According to your battery % How old are you?
Me: 97
What about you?
#Happy Sunday
HopeunagoChurch?
Val
Happy Birthday “Modesta Obianuju’ from NZDworld.
NZD: Let’s know you?
Modesta: Okay,
Hello, My name is Modesta Obianuju, a 400L student in the department of nursing Sciences, UNEC. I’m from Isuochi in Umunneochi LGA of Abia state. A Christian
NZD: Favorite hobbies?
Modesta: I love singing;in fact I can’t imagine my life without music. Cooking,baking,Reading and Designing clothes
NZD: Your role models?
Modesta: My mum is number one
Then Mrs. Otoijaghale Mercy Mary too.
NZD: Have you broken someone’s heart before? π
Modesta: Well, I guessπ
Unintentionally perhapsπ
NZD: What would you like to receive as a birthday gift?
Modesta: 6 figured credit alert. 100K+π
NZD: What do you hate/like about Nigeria?
Modesta: I hate that things most times are being done wrongly and then no one says anything about it. Everyone just seems to be fine with things going wrong π
NZD: Who you Shouting-Out to?
Modesta: To my friends, wellwishers and all those who have/will celebrate me today.
And yea to every student in UNEC
NZD: What qualities would you like your Mr.Right possess?
Modesta: First of is respect(for God, for me)
Passion for me
A sense of responsibility
Humility(very important)
And yea, he has to be a considerate and kind fellow
NZD: Do you’ve a boyfriend?
Modesta: No I don’t have a boyfriend
NZD: Favorite country to travel to?
Modesta: There are many places I would like to visit in Romeπ
NZD: Best movies watched so far and why?
Modesta: For Hollywood,
“The Chase”…
“Gang related”…
Normally, I love watching Crime movies cos they make me reason faster, think better too
And I learn a lot from themπ
“Dry”-Directed by Stephanie Okereke…
The storyline was quite unique and the characters were extremely talented
It was so real that I felt I was part of the movie
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