Sunday Rants by Val #71
#Sunday Rants…
• Even if its too SMALL,
know how to use it to
SATISFY your WOMAN.
I’m talking about your
SALARY oo??
• I dash you money you still dey count am for my front.
If e no complete, you go beat me ni???
• Have you ever been in an
exam hall and you start
imagining the business
you would have done with the school fees.??
• People with too much gap teeth be like
“I’m tired of this life I want to commit shoe size”?
• For over 5 years, You’ve been spending Valentine in the arms of different men…
Well done on, coat of arms!!✌?
• Be careful of what you eat before traveling.
I’m typing from the bush!?
• Love is not a scam ooo is either you are dating an idiot or you are the idiot.?
I know you’ll say you ain’t the idiot.?
• U think life is harsh on you abi?
Just know that someone’s
birthday is 29th Feb which has been missing on calendar since 2017.?
• Did you know that…
80% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and take away packs.??
• Side chicks be like “Val so you mean your girlfriendfriend didn’t see these pimples on your face???
• If you’re happy with one girlfriend, imagine having 10. That’s happiness overdose.?☺
• According to your battery % How old are you?
Me: 97
What about you?
#Happy Sunday
HopeunagoChurch?
Val
Happy Birthday “Modesta Obianuju’ from NZDworld.
NZD: Let’s know you?
Modesta: Okay,
Hello, My name is Modesta Obianuju, a 400L student in the department of nursing Sciences, UNEC. I’m from Isuochi in Umunneochi LGA of Abia state. A Christian
NZD: Favorite hobbies?
Modesta: I love singing;in fact I can’t imagine my life without music. Cooking,baking,Reading and Designing clothes
NZD: Your role models?
Modesta: My mum is number one
Then Mrs. Otoijaghale Mercy Mary too.
NZD: Have you broken someone’s heart before? ?
Modesta: Well, I guess?
Unintentionally perhaps?
NZD: What would you like to receive as a birthday gift?
Modesta: 6 figured credit alert. 100K+?
NZD: What do you hate/like about Nigeria?
Modesta: I hate that things most times are being done wrongly and then no one says anything about it. Everyone just seems to be fine with things going wrong ?
NZD: Who you Shouting-Out to?
Modesta: To my friends, wellwishers and all those who have/will celebrate me today.
And yea to every student in UNEC
NZD: What qualities would you like your Mr.Right possess?
Modesta: First of is respect(for God, for me)
Passion for me
A sense of responsibility
Humility(very important)
And yea, he has to be a considerate and kind fellow
NZD: Do you’ve a boyfriend?
Modesta: No I don’t have a boyfriend
NZD: Favorite country to travel to?
Modesta: There are many places I would like to visit in Rome?
NZD: Best movies watched so far and why?
Modesta: For Hollywood,
“The Chase”…
“Gang related”…
Normally, I love watching Crime movies cos they make me reason faster, think better too
And I learn a lot from them?
“Dry”-Directed by Stephanie Okereke…
The storyline was quite unique and the characters were extremely talented
It was so real that I felt I was part of the movie
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