Sunday Rants by Val #71

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#Sunday Rants…

• Even if its too SMALL,
know how to use it to
SATISFY your WOMAN.
I’m talking about your
SALARY oo😁🌚

• I dash you money you still dey count am for my front.
If e no complete, you go beat me ni?😏🙄

• Have you ever been in an
exam hall and you start
imagining the business
you would have done with the school fees.?🤔

• People with too much gap teeth be like
“I’m tired of this life I want to commit shoe size”🤣

• For over 5 years, You’ve been spending Valentine in the arms of different men…
Well done on, coat of arms!!✌🏾

• Be careful of what you eat before traveling.
I’m typing from the bush!😫

• Love is not a scam ooo is either you are dating an idiot or you are the idiot.😂
I know you’ll say you ain’t the idiot.🌚

• U think life is harsh on you abi?
Just know that someone’s
birthday is 29th Feb which has been missing on calendar since 2017.😎

• Did you know that…
80% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and take away packs.?😹

• Side chicks be like “Val so you mean your girlfriendfriend didn’t see these pimples on your face?😌🤤

• If you’re happy with one girlfriend, imagine having 10. That’s happiness overdose.😁☺

• According to your battery % How old are you?
Me: 97
What about you?

#Happy Sunday
HopeunagoChurch?

Val

Happy Birthday “Modesta Obianuju’ from NZDworld.

NZD: Let’s know you?
Modesta: Okay,
Hello, My name is Modesta Obianuju, a 400L student in the department of nursing Sciences, UNEC. I’m from Isuochi in Umunneochi LGA of Abia state. A Christian

NZD: Favorite hobbies?
Modesta: I love singing;in fact I can’t imagine my life without music. Cooking,baking,Reading and Designing clothes

NZD: Your role models?
Modesta: My mum is number one
Then Mrs. Otoijaghale Mercy Mary too.

NZD: Have you broken someone’s heart before? 💔
Modesta: Well, I guess😃
Unintentionally perhaps😃

NZD: What would you like to receive as a birthday gift?
Modesta: 6 figured credit alert. 100K+😃

NZD: What do you hate/like about Nigeria?
Modesta: I hate that things most times are being done wrongly and then no one says anything about it. Everyone just seems to be fine with things going wrong 😞

On the other hand, I like the freedom and many opportunities it gives citizens to be useful, creative and innovative.

NZD: Who you Shouting-Out to?
Modesta: To my friends, wellwishers and all those who have/will celebrate me today.
And yea to every student in UNEC

NZD: What qualities would you like your Mr.Right possess?
Modesta: First of is respect(for God, for me)
Passion for me
A sense of responsibility
Humility(very important)
And yea, he has to be a considerate and kind fellow

NZD: Do you’ve a boyfriend?
Modesta: No I don’t have a boyfriend

NZD: Favorite country to travel to?
Modesta: There are many places I would like to visit in Rome🙂

NZD: Best movies watched so far and why?
Modesta: For Hollywood,
“The Chase”…
“Gang related”…
Normally, I love watching Crime movies cos they make me reason faster, think better too
And I learn a lot from them😃

“Law” is actually the only course I would study, second to Nursing that is 😃

Nollywood
“Dry”-Directed by Stephanie Okereke…
The storyline was quite unique and the characters were extremely talented
It was so real that I felt I was part of the movie