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Sunday Rants by Val #67

Posted by Nzdworld January 5, 2020

#Sunday Rants…

• Beating your child with cane is wrong. The bible said “Use rod” ???‍♂

• That song EKWUEME can
make u return stolen meat with tears in ur eyes.??

• Those of u who eat 2
slices of bread & tea in the morning & stay till lunch time, how do u survive???

• I don’t know who needs to hear this.
But you see those empty perfume bottles on your dressing table, throw them away!?

• Pls never you follow your friends to a restaurant without little cash in your pocket at least 1k.
I will gist you guys what happened after I finish washing this plate??

• Urgent…
Any one who is single
here and still searching
should please inbox me.
I have single bed for sell
Thanks??

• Someone said Introduction is not
marriage, it simply
means…. Dad and Mum
see who is shifting my
pant officially.??????

• (Cats crying by 1am)
Americans: what a poor cat.?
Nigerians: dem don come again oh agents
of darkness…
holyghost fire!!!?

• I hate sex,even if i get
married i will not have sex until my children finish secondary school.
??

• OOhh, NIGERIA!!!
For one area, NEPA cut police station light
What a funny country.
DPO’s phone was stolen in his office.

• Finally yoruba people has
added pepper to Popcorn
??‍♂

• You are dating a married
man, Continue.
Girls that will date ur
husband, are still in jss2
studying home economics?

• There is an unknown spirit that steal spoon at home?

#Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

Val

 

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