Sunday Rants by Val #66

#Sunday Rants…

👉 When I was younger anytime I drag something with my elder bro My mum will tell him to leave it for me since I m the younger one.🤪
Yesterday he introduced me to his girlfriend and She’s very beautiful. I think I should drag his girlfriend.🤤
Are you thinking what am thinking?😎

👉 I told my ex that even though I am broke now, one day I will buy “Banana Island” yet she left me.
I bought banana today, it remains only “Island”
Life na small small.😌

👉 Seller: Live chicken is 7k
Me: Mah, Pls how much is the one in coma?🤔
This country is hard

👉 I don’t know why my neighbors decided to stop rearing broilers…
This native fowls too get speed!☹😔

👉 My girlfriend found me making Love with another girl.
Gf : Val! You can’t do this to me .
Me : Exactly that’s why am doing it to Her…😋😁

👉 Can You trust a nurse whose
husband deals on casket?🤔😏

👉 This country don hard oh my neighbor is asking me if I will buy the egusi soup he cooked yesterday because him wants to travel today.🤣

👉 My Sister, lemme give you expo If you want your man to help you in the kitchen, just use his
phone as torch😎😂

👉 Beyonce Is Worth $350M.
Sold Over 100M Records.
22 Grammy Awards But Still Forgave Jay Z When He Cheated On Her..
You That Have 2 Bra And 3 pants Will Not Allow People To Hear word.
Mtcheeew!☹

👉 Is it true that girls With Big Eyes See
Mosquitoes As Birds?😹

#Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch

Val