Sunday Rants by Val #63
#Sunday Rants…
? Any time I cook at home the whole family decides to take tea.?
I still don’t understand why.?
? Teacher: Use the word “Harassment” in a sentence.
Me: I dated a girl and her-ass-ment alot to me.?
Teacher: Get out!
? In Africa we don’t measure salt while cooking, we only sprinkle it until spirit of our ancestors whispers “It’s ok my child.?
? OMG! I found out mosquitoes suck your blood because they need it to have Children.
This means that your DNA runs through mosquito babies.
Which means you’re a parent now.
Hanti, Huncle go find your Children.??
? My relationship is going too well, I think I should open another branch.?
? Dating a guy because of his financial status, is it not prostitution???♂?
? Guys don’t cheat, they only practice with other girls to become better boyfriends.??
? These people that put 10 tablets in their mouth before looking for glass to get water, were you born under bitter leaf tree???♂??♂
? The difference between “Email and Gmail” you Olodos, is this: Email is the mail sent with Electricity while Gmail is mail sent with Generator.
Wisdom?
? If your boyfriend is not spending money on you, it means he is saving money to marry you. Be patient, we men are good people.??
? This Timaya song “I can’t kill myself” is the reason why some people didn’t save Shi shi this year.?
? Congratulations to those of you who found love this year. The rest of us Aluta Continue?
? No matter how angry the gods are they can’t demand a lion for sacrifice.
#Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch
Val
Biography of Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N
Chiadi: My name is Chiadi A.L.I.O.N Ozoemena. I’m an Anatomist, Medical Student, Philanthropist and Politician.
NZD: State of Origin?
Chiadi: Enugu state.
NZD: Your hobbies?
Chiadi: Football, politics and money handling.
NZD: Your Role Model?
Chiadi: My Dad
NZD: Your best football club?
Chiadi: Manchester United
NZD: Messi or Ronaldo and why?
Chiadi: I love Messi and what he brings to football.
I’m motivated by the lessons Ronaldo teach by being hardworking.
So my preference is totally based on perspective. I’m for both.
NZD: Your favorite food?
Chiadi: Any good food that can quench my hunger.
NZD: Any word for your FANS?
Chiadi: My FANS are Nigerians, I just want to encourage us all. It’s not easy, it won’t be easy but at the end Nigeria would rule the world.
NZD: Which qualities would you like your future wife to possess?
Chiadi: Future wife is still in the future. All I pray for is God’s direction and blessings.
NZD: The full meaning of A.L.I.O.N ?
Chiadi: Avellino Lawrence Iyi-Okeke Nnatchey.
NZD: Thanks for being today’s Sunday Guest Personality on NZDworld. More grease to your elbow Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N.
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