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Sunday Rants by Val #63

#Sunday Rants…

πŸ‘‰ Any time I cook at home the whole family decides to take tea.😏

I still don’t understand why.πŸ€”

πŸ‘‰ Teacher: Use the word “Harassment” in a sentence.

Me: I dated a girl and her-ass-ment alot to me.πŸ˜‹

Teacher: Get out!

πŸ‘‰ In Africa we don’t measure salt while cooking, we only sprinkle it until spirit of our ancestors whispers “It’s ok my child.πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘‰ OMG! I found out mosquitoes suck your blood because they need it to have Children.

This means that your DNA runs through mosquito babies.

Which means you’re a parent now.

Hanti, Huncle go find your Children.πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ή

πŸ‘‰ My relationship is going too well, I think I should open another branch.😌

πŸ‘‰ Dating a guy because of his financial status, is it not prostitution?πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚πŸ€”

πŸ‘‰ Guys don’t cheat, they only practice with other girls to become better boyfriends.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž

πŸ‘‰ These people that put 10 tablets in their mouth before looking for glass to get water, were you born under bitter leaf tree?πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚

πŸ‘‰ The difference between “Email and Gmail” you Olodos, is this: Email is the mail sent with Electricity while Gmail is mail sent with Generator.


πŸ‘‰ If your boyfriend is not spending money on you, it means he is saving money to marry you. Be patient, we men are good people.😌😁

πŸ‘‰ This Timaya song “I can’t kill myself” is the reason why some people didn’t save Shi shi this year.πŸ˜†

πŸ‘‰ Congratulations to those of you who found love this year. The rest of us Aluta Continue😞

πŸ‘‰ No matter how angry the gods are they can’t demand a lion for sacrifice.

#Happy Sunday



Biography of Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N

Chiadi: My name is Chiadi A.L.I.O.N Ozoemena. I’m an Anatomist, Medical Student, Philanthropist and Politician.

NZD: State of Origin?
Chiadi: Enugu state.

NZD: Your hobbies?
Chiadi: Football, politics and money handling.

NZD: Your Role Model?
Chiadi: My Dad

NZD: Your best football club?
Chiadi: Manchester United

NZD: Messi or Ronaldo and why?
Chiadi:  I love Messi and what he brings to football.
I’m motivated by the lessons Ronaldo teach by being hardworking.
So my preference is totally based on perspective. I’m for both. 

NZD: Your favorite food?
Chiadi: Any good food that can quench my hunger.

NZD: Any word for your FANS?
Chiadi:  My FANS are Nigerians, I just want to encourage us all. It’s not easy, it won’t be easy but at the end Nigeria would rule the world.

NZD: Which qualities would you like your future wife to possess?
Chiadi: Future wife is still in the future. All I pray for is God’s direction and blessings.

NZD: The full meaning of A.L.I.O.N ?
Chiadi: Avellino Lawrence Iyi-Okeke Nnatchey.

NZD: Thanks for being today’s Sunday Guest Personality on NZDworld. More grease to your elbow Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N.

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