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Sunday Rants by Val #59

#Sunday Rants…

👉 A girl on WhatsApp ask me to send her 5k. I then sent her “KKKKK”, next
thing she blocked me.
Abeg, help me count the K, abi e no reach 5?💁🏾‍♂🤔

👉 Being Single is Good o. The half bag of Rice I
bought since January 2017 na Today e Finish😁

👉 I’m seriously sick the test result shows that am suffering from, Moneylaria
Please I need Alertcitamol & Creditromacin!😎😄

👉 Having neighbors with long throat kids is so stressful, now I am eating groundnut inside Toilet.🙄
If you like call me stingy Huncle😹

👉 Babes don’t feel so special when he kiss you on ur forehead, maybe you have mouth odour🙁

👉 Any guy that ask for stew on top of Jollof rice can never be satisfied.😄😂

👉 Joy is when you have fine fine girls living in your compound
and you’re the only one who has generator😚😎

👉 The way some girls
select roasted corn…
You will think they are
choosing a life partner😂

👉 I am on my way to the police station…🚶🏾🚶🏾
Someone stole my weed☹

👉 It’s raining and your husband went inside his
room…you’re still watching TV. Must ur ancestors explain everything to you?🤷🏾‍♂😉

👉 Some girls shaa..You
know u av big tummy,yet
you wear high waist
trouser,tuck in your shirt
and look like GoTv
remote😹

👉 RIP nelson Mandela, when ever I listen to ur songs I cry especially the one you sang with Naira Marley
“REASON WITH ME” that song is very touching😭

👉 I Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.🙃

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

#Val

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