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Sunday Rants by Val #59

#Sunday Rants…

๐Ÿ‘‰ A girl on WhatsApp ask me to send her 5k. I then sent her “KKKKK”, next
thing she blocked me.
Abeg, help me count the K, abi e no reach 5?๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ‘‰ Being Single is Good o. The half bag of Rice I
bought since January 2017 na Today e Finish๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ‘‰ I’m seriously sick the test result shows that am suffering from, Moneylaria
Please I need Alertcitamol & Creditromacin!๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„

๐Ÿ‘‰ Having neighbors with long throat kids is so stressful, now I am eating groundnut inside Toilet.๐Ÿ™„
If you like call me stingy Huncle๐Ÿ˜น

๐Ÿ‘‰ Babes don’t feel so special when he kiss you on ur forehead, maybe you have mouth odour๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ‘‰ Any guy that ask for stew on top of Jollof rice can never be satisfied.๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰ Joy is when you have fine fine girls living in your compound
and you’re the only one who has generator๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ‘‰ The way some girls
select roasted corn…
You will think they are
choosing a life partner๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‰ I am on my way to the police station…๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพ
Someone stole my weedโ˜น

๐Ÿ‘‰ It’s raining and your husband went inside his
room…you’re still watching TV. Must ur ancestors explain everything to you?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ‘‰ Some girls shaa..You
know u av big tummy,yet
you wear high waist
trouser,tuck in your shirt
and look like GoTv

๐Ÿ‘‰ RIP nelson Mandela, when ever I listen to ur songs I cry especially the one you sang with Naira Marley
“REASON WITH ME” that song is very touching๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘‰ I Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.๐Ÿ™ƒ

Happy Sunday


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