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Still me ABOKI 😎

Still me Aboki😎

Sir ABOKI 😎✨
Popularly known as *ABOKI*
A skit maker and also an Action 🎬
a *cool boy* from another planet😎
also friendly😊😊and always ready to make new friends.

Check out the following 54:

1. Aboki😎: Someone who sang “chop my money” in 2012 is now singing “Reason with me” in 2019.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
*God is truly a miracle worker*πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚πŸƒβ€β™‚

2. Aboki😎: If ur wife’s parents are dancing excessively at the wedding, then my brother just know that u’ve married the problem of the family..
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Aboki😎: I still dey wonder wetin make some people dey frown face when you wan join Dem for front seat of a bus as if na their papa get the motor..
 My friend will you shift πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

4. Aboki😎: Why can’t Satan just apologise to God and we go back to the garden of Eden naked again, there is someone I want to see naked in my street πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

5. Aboki😎: WELCOME TO NIGERIA WHERE  POLITICIANS TAKE OUR MONEY ABROAD AND YAHOO BOYS BRING IT BACK WITH LAPTOPπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜„πŸ’°πŸ’°

6. Aboki😎: I hate to be the first person to enter keke, if the driver doesn’t see another passenger to carry, it would look as if I’m a bad luck..
πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

7. Aboki😎: If u want to woo a Nigerian lady on social media, don’t start with “hi” I repeat don’t start with “hi” She won’t reply u. Start with, “Do u use First bank?*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜

8. Aboki😎: When a baby with no teeth bites ur breast u slap him, but when dat man with 32 teeth bites u ….u beg him to continue. My sister God is watching uπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒ

9. Aboki😎: Peter is short😫, Fred is stingy😏, John is an illiterate😭, Steve s broke😭. That’s hw Purity✊ clocked 45yrsβœ‹ without husbandπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Aboki😎: Have u eva noticed that whenever u are broke, Every Distance looks trekkable… That’s wat happened to me today* 😜😜😜😜😜😜

11. Aboki😎: I swear money can change your height, even if you are short, they will still invite you to the high table. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12. Aboki😎: These sentences that can change my mood:
1. “Your account has been credited…”
2. “Food is ready”
3. “Come and eat”
4. “Go and lock the door first “

Comment with yours:
πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

*(Still me ABOKI😎)*

13. Aboki😎: Some guys are good at gossiping about girls small boobs… But try unzipping their trouser and you will see nothing but tiny USB charger…
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

14. Aboki😎: Kiss her smoothly 😊, give her soft touches.. Romance her breast.. Hold her Ass and push her to the bed..kiss and massage her , make her feel so horny,..πŸ˜‹Remove her pant slowly…πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ now go and wash them , let her know you are not lazy .πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…*
πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»

15. Aboki😎: Brother, if you’re broke, leave someone’s daughter alone and enjoy your single life. Which one is “Am testing her with poverty to see if she’s wife material”
Brother are you a test tube.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

16. Aboki😎: I wonder why ladies become more talkative when they see food
πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

17. Aboki😎: If a girl really loves you, she’ll never put on pant when visiting you.
If you like ask Rita.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

18. Aboki😎:
Our language is called mother’s tongue because our fathers never got a chance to talk

19. Aboki😎: Some gals should please try and reduce makeup,I just kissed a friend on her forehead and it tasted like tiger battery… Nawa ooo

20. Aboki😎: Welcome to Nigeria!! Where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
wisdom no go kill me

21. Aboki😎: No matter how cute u are, u will always look stupid when eating SUGARCANE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22. Aboki😎: The way ladies will convince you that you are handsome when you have money will make you stand in front of mirror and be like “abi I go into modeling”. My broda no try am ooo, stay where you are ooo. It’s very risky😁😁😁😁😜😜😜

23. Aboki😎: If I say β€œText me when you get here”
*and you decide to call,*
You will keep calling until you understand EnglishπŸ™†
πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

24. Aboki😎: U are busy dating married men, continue. The girls that will destroy ur home are in PRIMARY 3 studying home economics ..
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

25. Aboki😎: Students will fight to sit at the front during lectures and fight to sit at the back during exams. Confused generation..
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

26. Aboki😎: Mum: Sam!  Sam!!

Me: He’s sleeping

Mum: Oya you come and wash the plates then

Me: Sam!! Sam!!!, mum is calling you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

27. Aboki😎: Only black people will mute the Tv to smell what’s burning..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

28. Aboki😎: One day, we’ll have to talk about what “Pim” is and why our parents never wanted to hear it♨

29. Aboki😎: In Africa, a rich man will have one or two children but a poor man will have 7 children and still marry another wife join.
This is mentality of mad people.
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

30. Aboki😎: No Girl is more happy than a girl which her Boyfriend’s mother call her our wife.
*She can even wash their fence*.
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

31. Aboki😎: 🌺 *When they get to the 15th floor*
White men: what a nice view
Nigerian men: imagine say person fall from here.
πŸ€”πŸŒΊ

32. Aboki😎: A 50 years old man asked wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all even DOGS chase cars but cant drive them🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

33. Aboki😎: Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in  INTERVIEW.πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜„

34. Aboki😎: Nigerian parents don`t care if you are suffering from a heartbreak😳😡😧😦

*they will still call you to wash plate*πŸ˜™πŸ˜’

35. Aboki😎: If a man can cheat on a rich woman who drives big cars, who are you Rita with an itel phone with no charger.

You are just a stepping stone.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 *(Still me ABOKI😎)*

36. Aboki😎: The way some people select roasted corn, you will think they are choosing a life partner..*πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

37. Aboki😎: Girls who love doggy style in cars are mostly called *Dorcas* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

38. Aboki😎: In Africa after locking the door with a key, you must try to forcefully open it without a key to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 *(Still me ABOKI😎)*

39. Aboki😎: If he doesn’t call you, call him. Your phone ain’t made for receiving calls only. Men don’t manufacture Airtime.

Thank me later
😜😜😜

40. Aboki😎: Why do Yoruba babies always cry when they are breastfed?
 *Does it mean that the breastmilk also contains Cameroon pepper?* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€­πŸ€­

41. Aboki😎: Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.

This is the 10th time I have wasted my transport money
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

42. Aboki😎: Do girls really look at other Girls buttsπŸ‘
and be like
β€œDamn i wish that was mine β€œπŸ€”
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

43. Aboki😎: Don’t buy a selfie stick if your armpits need a shaving stick

Ladies listen to me carefully
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

44. Aboki😎: Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gives you last slap on target

Edey pain ruffffffff
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
 *(Still me ABOKI😎)*

45. Aboki😎: After they have tried all the bleaching creams and still remain black, they will post a picture and say black is beautiful.

Whom are you deceiving?
πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯πŸ€₯

46. Aboki😎: If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects, then how do u expect a single student to Learn all the subjects?🀣🀣🀣🀣

47. Aboki😎: Can we meet? If they have not ask you this question in Facebook, my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup.

I beg,  na true I dey talk ooooo
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

48. Aboki😎: Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes,
We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t Spell Some Words..!
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

49. Aboki😎: Actors and actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons and do not fall in love.But this girl just “LIKED” Your fb picture and you’ve been thinking about it for days! My brother satan is playing with your life
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

50. Aboki😎: Our language is called mother’s tongue because our fathers never got a chance to talk*
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

51. Aboki😎: Why is it that you usually give your life to Christ every Sunday as if salvation is a weekly subscription.
          😧😧😧😧😧

52. Aboki😎: Heart break is very bad….my neighbour have been washing one plate for 49minute now… that is the reason i gave my heart to christ.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

53. Aboki😎: You buy data No network, you don’t have data, Full network.

Chaiiiiii… Witchcraft is real.
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

54. Aboki😎: Biko I want to travel to America but I don’t know between Young Shall Grow and God is Good motors
*which one is faster*🀣🀣🀣🀣 πŸ˜‚

*(Still me ABOKI😎)*
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