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Sunday Rants by Val #44

#Sunday Rants…
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Oya let me tell you something you don’t knw
Did you know that when you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes screenshot?
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Attention! Attention!!
“Come and eat” is a scam if they didn’t bring two spoons,  Don’t Embarrass yourself! I repeat Don’t embarrass yourself!!
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Nigerian police be like “Shut up and start talking, Am not your friend my friend”
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A time will come when PARENTS will be more active than their kids on social media. We are those PARENTS.
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Am I the only one that collect people’s contact
without calling them just to increase my
whatsapp views??
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My neighbour’s son has been knocking on my door since. But I don’t want to open.
Their maths homework is too difficult.
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Teacher : Why Is Your Paper Blank?
Me : Sometimes Silent Is The Best Answer , . 
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Am beginning to think I am a BIG BOY cos I have 4 accounts:
One fb account, one bank account, one twitter account, one Instagram account.
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Only in Africa someone would buy dog and name it tiger.
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Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only.
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol.
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 Nothing makes a short person happier
than meeting a person shorter than
them
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I wonder why I get scared each time the
pastor walks towards my direction during
prophecy session
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Am Done Watching Indian Movies! Imagine,
A Teacher Caught a Student With Expo and
They Started Dancing.
There is a way some people will stare at you,
that you will suddenly forget how to walk
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*Cigarette Companies kill their customers and Condom companies restrict their customers* thinkaboutit*
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#Happy Sunday
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val
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