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Sunday Rants by Val #40

#Sunday Rants…
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What will u do when u see your dad beating
your father in front of your Papa???😂😏
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The way my data finishes on time these days…
Yesterday i was thinking i should start putting my phone on flight mode to save data,
But in Church today i started thinking “what if MTN still charge me for booking a flight?”🌚
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I’m not a prophet but I know the person
reading this post is holding a phone with a
cracked screen😎
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My girlfriend said she don’t need my money…
“MY VAL, ALL I NEED IS YOUR ATTENTION”
i have been standing at attention since yesterday😌
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I went to this Aboki man just now to buy Suya.
I’m only with #50naira, so I asked him to sell suya #50 naira for me but he refused and said
na 100naira. Since then, i have been
walking slowly and looking backward but he hasn’t called me back!
Hmm Aboki people don dey ge Sense O!
Pls should I continue walking slowly.?🤔
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Why is Michael Jackson not Singing Again Self ????????
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You’re dating someone and you’re still in church asking God for a life partner.
Is the person you’re dating a life jacket?
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I Got so broke one time that when my girlfriend came over, I took 1k from her purse and asked her do you have any money with you ? She said no, so i gave her that same 1k for t fare.
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Women are very interesting human beings
A woman cries and still stares at the mirror to
confirm if she’s crying beautifully
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Lagos traffic will make you think you are
hardworking…
You will always come back home late and tired
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That unexpected kiss from a Fly
You’d be like “ppttptpttppptpt
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What is Joy?
Joy is when you see your mother among the
people sharing food in an occasion
OVER JOY
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*Single Ladies should pray for prisoners, their future husband may be there* #Word
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#HopeunagoChurch

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