Sunday Rants by Val #39

#Sunday Rants….
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To be a man is not easy that is why bobrisky left😂
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You are short and you are still saying people are looking down on you?
No vex let me ask you…if they look up will they see you?💁
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If you use to hide one meat under and cover it with rice and then put one on Top. Inbox me
Something just came up😜
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I Saw A Group Of People Surrounding A Bus Conductor And Shouting “Gimme Change! Gimme Change”
I Joined Them And Collected N150😌
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I regret all the money i spent on weed last year. If i had saved those money, today i’d have enough money to buy more weed😎
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Your Boy Friend Cheated On You And You’re Crying As If You Don’t Have My Number.😏
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“Don’t cum inside ooo”
I hate that word.
Just bcoz u mopped the floor Somebody cannot cum inside again😞😉
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African Pastors!
Stop trying to resurrect the dead, divide the sea instead, people want to travel to Europe.
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I invited you to come and eat fish, you’re washing two hands, me that I pay for it I should now bathe abi?
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You have Benz and u still have ezema on ur chest. Weldon Oga benzema.😁😂
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If her name is Esther and she bleached, can I call her ‘established’?😎
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The fact that I have 16 girlfriends💁doesn’t mean you have the right to snatch one from me. Me that is gathering them am I mad?
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Mention the celebrities you have seen in real life.
ME: Tom and Jerry.
You?
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Since i saw my neighbour’s wife at that hotel she has been giving me food everyday.
I don’t know why?
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If not for my passion for trekking, what’s common G wagon that i cannot buy?
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*No matter how small your nyash is it will still be divided by two*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val