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Sunday Rants by Val #29

Posted by Nzdworld January 13, 2019

#Sunday Rants…
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Sex is my greatest enemy…bcos I’m a good
Christian…but today’s topic got me confused
“love ur enemies” I’m still confused??
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The way the police?? have poor services in My area ehh!!
You will wait in a police station queue until
you forgive the person you went to report??
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After praying for H.I.V victims in HIV ward behold i saw some mosquitoes coming
towards me so…. ??
where is my one leg of shoe??
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I bought gala today and I saw 14/01/19 as the manufactured date. I am wondering, do we now eat from the future??

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Pls when is the closing day for.. “Happy New Year..? Biko, I want it to STOP.
Am tired of responding?
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During harmattan seasons, When you shake hands with some people, You start wondering whether they walk with their palms??
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Nobody loose weight faster than a guy who impregnated a native doctor’s daughter?
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0n a date, Some girls will allow u buy them fried rice and chicken before they eventually tell you “am in a relationship” is this not wickedness? girls why?????
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Eat good food just in case you vomit
My friend vomited rice and red oil today.
I use shame go buy two meat drop on top of
his vomit.?
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If I tell u I’m broke and you accidentally see
me eating and drinking…spending
extravagantly I don’t owe u any explanation.
I’m broke to you not to myself?
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I can’t stop laughing at the Testimonies in
some Churches ….
A woman said she bought sticker(name of
church withheld) and pasted it on her gas
cylinder, three years now she has not filled it.
I am going to get 2 of that sticker 1 for my *data sub* d other 1 for *MY METER*. I want to teach NEPA a lesson
Should i buy for you? Where will you paste
yours??????
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*I am a no Comedian, just like making people smile/laugh*
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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#Val

 

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