#Sunday Rants…
Happy Easter .
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My fowl has been missing for four days now
and my landlord has been moving about with
toothpick in his mouth
Should I ask him?
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I can jonse eeh…
The only time I am ever serious is when i am counting the zeros in the money I want to transfer.
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Am I the only one who grew up thinking that KAFANCHAN is in Abroad
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Toilet=1min
Toilet + phone =10min
Toilet + phone + data = 1hr
Toilet + phone + data + earpiece + charger =
we die there.
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Dating a funny guy like me can be risky;
You wee lafu, lafu and lafu you wee not, know when I run out of the relationship.
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Jst bcos, . I Don’t go to Church regularly, doesn’t mean I don’t knw dat Joseph killed Abel.
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Describe how you want . your future husband to look like maybe am the one you have been looking for
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Dangote: How much can be added to
your present account balance to make it One Million?
ME: One million
Yours?
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Hausa song are always in hurry… That’s make me wonder if the artist is using a stolen Guitar,
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I have done so many mistakes in my life…
But I have never left a wedding reception without eating…Never!
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“No Woman Can Command Me! No Woman
Can Command Me!” but When She Says “Go and Lock The Door” Boom! You
Will Fly like Splash .Phool!
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Sister make sure to Marry a rich man it’s better to cry in Dubai than to cry in Kogi.
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*Guy, two ways of saving money;
Either you work hard and make more money or you block expenses. Not every time she says “I want to eat sharwama” you say “lets go” Dr Nwolu.*
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