Sunday Rants…

Stop acting like you hate relationship or that you too busy for it, we all know that the person you love doesn’t love you back.😆😹

I see nothing wrong with having 3 to 6 girlfriends.
After all women deserve to be loved.😉😌😄

If them hail you, hail them back my brother.
No do transfer oo😆😅

Me: I’m grown, nobody can command me.
“Send your account number”
Me: 🙇🏾‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

One thing I learnt from my mum’s beating is that no one can kill me except God.😂

“After all I did for him, he still dumped me.”
Hanty oya take this mic tell me 5 things you did for him.😒
Nonsense!🤣

Those of you that were covering your book so I won’t copy, I’m now a house help.
Hope you are happy now?😒🌚

“You may kiss your bride” mtcheeew… people wey don f… tire.🌚🤣

She asked for sub, I sub am
Then she used the sub to post LOML😭😩

I’m still keeping my ex’s pictures,
I want to show my kids who delayed their arrival.😌

So because of ordinary nose mask,
You are now dating a tailor. Some girls sef😒

There are 3 set of people you can’t give advice:
A BBNaija fan
A Chelsea fan and
A girl in love with an abroad guy.
No be my handwriting oo
😅🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

Must we even write exam sef, can’t they just call us and ask us to swear that we understood the course.😒🤷🏾‍♂️

Happy Sunday

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