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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #84

Posted by Nzdworld September 13, 2020

Sunday Rants…

Stop acting like you hate relationship or that you too busy for it, we all know that the person you love doesn’t love you back.??

I see nothing wrong with having 3 to 6 girlfriends.
After all women deserve to be loved.???

If them hail you, hail them back my brother.
No do transfer oo??

Me: I’m grown, nobody can command me.
“Send your account number”
Me: ??‍♂️??‍♂️

One thing I learnt from my mum’s beating is that no one can kill me except God.?

“After all I did for him, he still dumped me.”
Hanty oya take this mic tell me 5 things you did for him.?
Nonsense!?

Those of you that were covering your book so I won’t copy, I’m now a house help.
Hope you are happy now???

“You may kiss your bride” mtcheeew… people wey don f… tire.??

She asked for sub, I sub am
Then she used the sub to post LOML??

I’m still keeping my ex’s pictures,
I want to show my kids who delayed their arrival.?

So because of ordinary nose mask,
You are now dating a tailor. Some girls sef?

There are 3 set of people you can’t give advice:
A BBNaija fan
A Chelsea fan and
A girl in love with an abroad guy.
No be my handwriting oo
???‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Must we even write exam sef, can’t they just call us and ask us to swear that we understood the course.???‍♂️

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Post Credit: “Valcee”

 

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