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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #84

Sunday Rantsโ€ฆ

Stop acting like you hate relationship or that you too busy for it, we all know that the person you love doesn’t love you back.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜น

I see nothing wrong with having 3 to 6 girlfriends.
After all women deserve to be loved.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜„

If them hail you, hail them back my brother.
No do transfer oo๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

Me: I’m grown, nobody can command me.
“Send your account number”
Me: ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

One thing I learnt from my mum’s beating is that no one can kill me except God.๐Ÿ˜‚

“After all I did for him, he still dumped me.”
Hanty oya take this mic tell me 5 things you did for him.๐Ÿ˜’
Nonsense!๐Ÿคฃ

Those of you that were covering your book so I won’t copy, I’m now a house help.
Hope you are happy now?๐Ÿ˜’๐ŸŒš

“You may kiss your bride” mtcheeewโ€ฆ people wey don fโ€ฆ tire.๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคฃ

She asked for sub, I sub am
Then she used the sub to post LOML๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I’m still keeping my ex’s pictures,
I want to show my kids who delayed their arrival.๐Ÿ˜Œ

So because of ordinary nose mask,
You are now dating a tailor. Some girls sef๐Ÿ˜’

There are 3 set of people you can’t give advice:
A BBNaija fan
A Chelsea fan and
A girl in love with an abroad guy.
No be my handwriting oo
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Must we even write exam sef, can’t they just call us and ask us to swear that we understood the course.๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Happy Sunday

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