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COMEDY: Sunday Rants #83

Posted by Nzdworld August 23, 2020

Sunday Rants…

Who is a risk taker?
A risk taker is someone who has running stomach and still
want to mess??

Don’t be a boring girlfriend, sometimes visit him, drop a lipstick and tell him You found it there.
Sit down and let the Solomon display his wisdom.??

No too reason am o
Na big handwriting dey make some people collect extras sheet
No be say them too sabi book.??

Graduate of medical school but you don’t know her heart isn’t yours.??‍♂️??

You spent many years in school and you don’t know that the opposite of transparent is transchildren.?
Which school you even attend sef???

Have you made plans with money you have not
received already? ?

The way people inside
keke will be looking at you while trekking ehnn, it will be as if they are inside private jet??

You’re even Lucky they told you It’s Over.
Some Of Us, Na through rumor We take hear say them don replace us o☹️??
Life no balance?

If you know more than five stingy people, that means you
beg a lot.??

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?
A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back.??

In Nigeria ‘How Far’
Means so many
things:
‘How are you?’
‘Where my money?’
Alert don enter?’
She later come?’
Add yours??

I think EFCC should start investigating why people live in poverty not only the source of people’s wealth cus poverty is
also a financial crime.
☹️?

Happy Sunday

HopeunagoChurch?

Val.

 

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