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VAL: Sunday Rants #81 (Comedy)

Posted by Nzdworld July 11, 2020

Sunday Rants…

• Anytime I see “MISSIONARY ” Written on a Church bus, My mind goes to somewhere else.
Why are you looking at me laidat???

• It’s raining and you’re telling someone’s
daughter to enter your room…
Are you Noah???

• A lot of men are in relationships today bcos girl said ‘I cant have sex with someone I’m not dating’. ??

• You buy i-phone, You tell us,
You sell am, you no come tell us.
Haba! No be so dem dey do things nah.??‍♂️?

• She left you bcus you dn’t have money and instead of you to go look 4 money, you’re looking 4 anoda girlfriend.
Bro, are you okay at all???

• Is not all about being fine girl ooo
Can you on Gen ?
Yes tell me, you fit on Gen???‍♂️?

• If a Nigerian bus didn’t branch filling station
after loading from the park my dear alight! And run…
That’s kidnappers oh?

• In this Nigeria when corruption start favouring you,
we call it connection.?

• Anybody with Chinese
worship song? I want to
confuse the devil.??

• Imagine stealing meat from the pot and ended up picking bone
mtcheeew waste of sin.??‍♂️

• Sugar Daddy train you 4
school, now you don marry you dey fight your husband over side chick.
Allow him train another person nah.??

• You follow your fiancee
home to see her parents
and they serve you food
with five meat how many
will you eat?
Don’t lie o?

• Don’t be shy when you repeat clothes,
it shows that you are the real owner.???

• ‘The guy get body…’ ‘The guy get body…’
Is there anybody wey no get body???‍♂️?

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

#Val

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