VAL: Sunday Rants #81 (Comedy)
Sunday Rants…
• Anytime I see “MISSIONARY ” Written on a Church bus, My mind goes to somewhere else.
Why are you looking at me laidat???
• It’s raining and you’re telling someone’s
daughter to enter your room…
Are you Noah???
• A lot of men are in relationships today bcos girl said ‘I cant have sex with someone I’m not dating’. ??
• You buy i-phone, You tell us,
You sell am, you no come tell us.
Haba! No be so dem dey do things nah.??♂️?
• She left you bcus you dn’t have money and instead of you to go look 4 money, you’re looking 4 anoda girlfriend.
Bro, are you okay at all???
• Is not all about being fine girl ooo
Can you on Gen ?
Yes tell me, you fit on Gen???♂️?
• If a Nigerian bus didn’t branch filling station
after loading from the park my dear alight! And run…
That’s kidnappers oh?
• In this Nigeria when corruption start favouring you,
we call it connection.?
• Anybody with Chinese
worship song? I want to
confuse the devil.??
• Imagine stealing meat from the pot and ended up picking bone
mtcheeew waste of sin.??♂️
• Sugar Daddy train you 4
school, now you don marry you dey fight your husband over side chick.
Allow him train another person nah.??
• You follow your fiancee
home to see her parents
and they serve you food
with five meat how many
will you eat?
Don’t lie o?
• Don’t be shy when you repeat clothes,
it shows that you are the real owner.???
• ‘The guy get body…’ ‘The guy get body…’
Is there anybody wey no get body???♂️?
Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?
#Val
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