Sunday Rants…
β’ Anytime I see “MISSIONARY ” Written on a Church bus, My mind goes to somewhere else.
Why are you looking at me laidat?ππ
β’ It’s raining and you’re telling someone’s
daughter to enter your room…
Are you Noah?π€πΉ
β’ A lot of men are in relationships today bcos girl said ‘I cant have sex with someone I’m not dating’. ππ
β’ You buy i-phone, You tell us,
You sell am, you no come tell us.
Haba! No be so dem dey do things nah.π€·πΎββοΈπ€£
β’ She left you bcus you dn’t have money and instead of you to go look 4 money, you’re looking 4 anoda girlfriend.
Bro, are you okay at all?π€π
β’ Is not all about being fine girl ooo
Can you on Gen ?
Yes tell me, you fit on Gen?π€·πΎββοΈπ€
β’ If a Nigerian bus didn’t branch filling station
after loading from the park my dear alight! And run…
That’s kidnappers ohπ
β’ In this Nigeria when corruption start favouring you,
we call it connection.π
β’ Anybody with Chinese
worship song? I want to
confuse the devil.π
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β’ Imagine stealing meat from the pot and ended up picking bone
mtcheeew waste of sin.π€¦πΎββοΈ
β’ Sugar Daddy train you 4
school, now you don marry you dey fight your husband over side chick.
Allow him train another person nah.ππ€¨
β’ You follow your fiancee
home to see her parents
and they serve you food
with five meat how many
will you eat?
Don’t lie oπ
β’ Don’t be shy when you repeat clothes,
it shows that you are the real owner.πππ€£
β’ ‘The guy get body…’ ‘The guy get body…’
Is there anybody wey no get body?π€·πΎββοΈπ€¨
Happy Sunday
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