VAL: Sunday Rants #80 (Comedy)

Sunday Rants…

• The reason you have a pot belly is because
you eat from the pot.
#Thinkaboutit?

• Even if u offend me, I’ll
come to your party. After
all it’s you who offended me not the Jollof rice and malt???‍♂️

• E come be like say we wey no dey sell something online no come serious for life.??

• Face your fears.
Na so dog take bite me
Motivational speakers avoid me.?

• People dey fall in love,
I dey fall for bathroom.
This life no balance.??

• Skipping your goal celebration in FIFA is very key in keeping your friendship going.??

• When school resumes, lecturer: Where did we stop?
Students:..??

• Dangote’s money Or the
wisdom of Solomon??

• No soldier can beat my girlfriend in my presence,
I repeat no soldier can beat my girlfriend in my presence.
Cos I will…??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

• Person will leave village to Lagos in six months time the person don blow 
Nigerian movies are the reason why Lagos is over populated??

• No matter how heart broken I am I can never forget to eat.??

Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?

Val

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