Sunday Rants…
• The reason you have a pot belly is because
you eat from the pot.
#Thinkaboutit?
• Even if u offend me, I’ll
come to your party. After
all it’s you who offended me not the Jollof rice and malt???♂️
• E come be like say we wey no dey sell something online no come serious for life.??
• Face your fears.
Na so dog take bite me
Motivational speakers avoid me.?
• People dey fall in love,
I dey fall for bathroom.
This life no balance.??
• Skipping your goal celebration in FIFA is very key in keeping your friendship going.??
• When school resumes, lecturer: Where did we stop?
Students:..??
• Dangote’s money Or the
wisdom of Solomon??
• No soldier can beat my girlfriend in my presence,
I repeat no soldier can beat my girlfriend in my presence.
Cos I will…??♂️??♂️??♂️
• Person will leave village to Lagos in six months time the person don blow
Nigerian movies are the reason why Lagos is over populated??
• No matter how heart broken I am I can never forget to eat.??
Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch?
Val
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