Sunday Rants by Val #63

#Sunday Rants…

👉 Any time I cook at home the whole family decides to take tea.😏

I still don’t understand why.🤔

👉 Teacher: Use the word “Harassment” in a sentence.

Me: I dated a girl and her-ass-ment alot to me.😋

Teacher: Get out!

👉 In Africa we don’t measure salt while cooking, we only sprinkle it until spirit of our ancestors whispers “It’s ok my child.😂

👉 OMG! I found out mosquitoes suck your blood because they need it to have Children.

This means that your DNA runs through mosquito babies.

Which means you’re a parent now.

Hanti, Huncle go find your Children.😅😹

👉 My relationship is going too well, I think I should open another branch.😌

👉 Dating a guy because of his financial status, is it not prostitution?🤷🏾‍♂🤔

👉 Guys don’t cheat, they only practice with other girls to become better boyfriends.😉😎

👉 These people that put 10 tablets in their mouth before looking for glass to get water, were you born under bitter leaf tree?🙆🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂

👉 The difference between “Email and Gmail” you Olodos, is this: Email is the mail sent with Electricity while Gmail is mail sent with Generator.

Wisdom😎

👉 If your boyfriend is not spending money on you, it means he is saving money to marry you. Be patient, we men are good people.😌😁

👉 This Timaya song “I can’t kill myself” is the reason why some people didn’t save Shi shi this year.😆

👉 Congratulations to those of you who found love this year. The rest of us Aluta Continue😞

👉 No matter how angry the gods are they can’t demand a lion for sacrifice.

#Happy Sunday

#HopeunagoChurch

Val

Biography of Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N

Chiadi: My name is Chiadi A.L.I.O.N Ozoemena. I’m an Anatomist, Medical Student, Philanthropist and Politician.

NZD: State of Origin?
Chiadi: Enugu state.

NZD: Your hobbies?
Chiadi: Football, politics and money handling.

NZD: Your Role Model?
Chiadi: My Dad

NZD: Your best football club?
Chiadi: Manchester United

NZD: Messi or Ronaldo and why?
Chiadi: I love Messi and what he brings to football.
I’m motivated by the lessons Ronaldo teach by being hardworking.
So my preference is totally based on perspective. I’m for both.

NZD: Your favorite food?
Chiadi: Any good food that can quench my hunger.

NZD: Any word for your FANS?
Chiadi: My FANS are Nigerians, I just want to encourage us all. It’s not easy, it won’t be easy but at the end Nigeria would rule the world.

NZD: Which qualities would you like your future wife to possess?
Chiadi: Future wife is still in the future. All I pray for is God’s direction and blessings.

NZD: The full meaning of A.L.I.O.N ?
Chiadi: Avellino Lawrence Iyi-Okeke Nnatchey.

NZD: Thanks for being today’s Sunday Guest Personality on NZDworld. More grease to your elbow Dr. Chiadi A.L.I.O.N.