#Sunday Rants…
👉I Can’t Be Controlled By An Ordinary Calendar.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
👉After secondary school, I decided to try to go to Medical School.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:- PNEIS to form the name of an important human body part which is
most useful when active.
Those who wrote SPINE are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw SPINE are now whatsapp/facebook comedian.
👉I got kicked out of church today because I shouted “fuckkk you satan!!”
I thought we all hated that nigga.
👉Someone pls help me.
I want to be a Sugar daddy. I have bought
Sugar, what should I do next?
👉Those of you that used to clean the board while I was still writing. I hope you are now board of directors.
👉My brother, Don’t Trust Girls Who Always Visit
With Large Handbags. I Once Lost A Fridge, And My Brother.
👉My girlfriend said that if I buy her 1 more stupid gift, she’s going to burn it.
I bought her a candlestick
👉Guys If a girl commit suicide because of you , she truly love you.
Marry her.
👉I wonder why ladies become more talkative when they see food.
👉Pregnant woman at midnight: ehh, hmm, ahh
Husband: What is it darling?
Wife: I & our baby want to read your WhatsApp Chats.
👉HUSBAND: You’ve stopped telling me how handsome I am & how much you love me.
WIFE: I’m now a born again. I’ve stopped lying.
👉Afternoon sleep is called (Sylvester)not (See
Esther)
pls take note!
*If you’ve had sex with a girl who already has a child, then you’re a Mother fvcker!*
Happy Sunday.
#HopeunagoChurch?
Val
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