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Sunday Rants by Val #49

#Sunday Rants..
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Short girls with umbrella be looking like “Mushroom” 😹
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I was in the public toilets(dnt ask me wat I was doing)
a voice from the next toilet said “hi, how are you?” Embarrassed but I said “Hello, I’m doing fine”
The voice said “so what are you up to?”
I said “just doing the same as you sitting here” “Can I come over?” She asked.
Confused, ” I said eerhm not now”
The voice said Baby, I will call you back there is an idiot answering all my questions. 😂
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Two Indomie is too much for me and One is Too small For me. I wish Indomie will Introduce 1 and Half Pack of Indomie & name it “The Confused Man Size” 😂
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I went to my cousin’s house last week and
when leaving my aunty gave me #10,200.
I prostrated flat thanking her, only to stand up to hear; “give #10,000 to your mum and take the rest.” (Crying)😭
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Most girls wil be claiming big girls on facebook yet their mother use to excort them to urinate at midnight🌚
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Someone covered my eyes from my back
at the market yesterday and ask me to guess who she was, after guessing for 30 secs,with pretty shying smiles I removed her hands, only for me to behold a mad woman. Chai!
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To my future kids. I’m not the one delaying you guys from coming into this beautiful world, Its your mum who is still busy forming and doing shakara for me. But don’t worry, trust your dad, I will get her.

My Mum introduced me to her friend’s daughter yesterday, saying we could be friends.
Someone that is already my ex.
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I was in shuttle yesterday and a girl sitting beside me  paid for me, gave me extra money and requested for my number. I refused!
She thinks I am cheap, that she can get me with money
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Nowadays am even scared to post a pic with my mum because Nigerians will comment “nice couple”
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A girl turn in her urine for class group experiment and it was discovered she was pregnant.
I don’t even want to Imagine how she felt.
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Happy Sunday
#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val

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