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Sunday Rants by Val #46

#Sunday Rants…
25 Friend Requests this Morning and they are all Guys, Biko I dey sell WEED?
My aim this year is to be madly rich.Am already mad remaining the rich.🌚😎
Why did you cross me? Do you want me to be short? Oya cross me back  now.Abeg who carry that rubbish come Nigeria.
(Whisppers)Did You know that when a short man or girl is waving at you, it’s called a “microwave” Don’t tell anyone  oooo.😹
Apart from sharwama, pizza, airtime, ice cream, Suya, which other female drugs do you know?
When She says “Words Are not Enough to express my feelings” Don’t be deceived She doesn’t know the correct English to use.
Don’t call me ya *EX* if we don’t ve a child together. No child, No evidence. I don’t know you.
I’ve never heard about employment opportunities in CBN. Are the staffs there immortals, I mean people no dey die there???
Don’t tell me everything is possible if you have never watch porn with your parents.
I wonder why guys can stick to one football club but can’t stick to one girl.If we love a girl, Iet’s love her completely.
Double dating is stressful nu,Imagine me cheating on Man Utd-God forbid!
Girls who listen to John legend and Ed sheeran songs can never break your heart…But you see those Cardi B fans… fear them, I repeat Fear them!!
Midnite hunger can make you think of the food you wasted in 2010
*All the people in the world, you still feel lonely?*
Happy Sunday
HopeunagoChurch?
#Val
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