Sunday Rants by Val #45

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#Sunday Rants..

Some girls can really be annoying, last week I was so annoyed with my side chick that i reported her to my girlfriend.

Now i am single😭

The reason I sit next to beautiful ladies in

church is simple… What if the pastor says “Tell your neighbor I LOVE YOU?”😉

Credit alert should be added to the six classes of food.

Biko That thing is a balance diet🌚

Las las my roomie convinced me to watch “End game” I so much love the movie especially the part Mr. IBU was arrested…😎

Dating Right From Jss1 till now, hmmm continue till your Dating Bundle will be Exhausted.😹

I’m still wondering those people that got

married when we use coin as money.

I mean how did dey spray dem?💁

Every night I will not sleep because our female neighbor is praying for God to give her a husband yet she will cook delicious soup without giving me, knowing too well that my elder brother is single, she cannot even come to my room to watch TV.

Faith without work is nonsense

She think she is doing me.😏

Sisi, Because You’ve Never Gotten Pregnant You Think You Are Smart right?

First Of All You Might Be Barren

Do you know that the difference between Fufu

and Pounded Yam is that Fufu has Body

Odour?

When I am married and my Wife Complains too much of me coming back late at night…I will Just start coming back in the morning, to avoid problem oh. I don’t like trouble at all

Shout out to African mother’s who measure our legs with broom just to buy us fitted shoes.

But some will still come back with an over sized shoes..

If you do LOOM

And they DOOM u

No cry come my ROOM

Coz nah BROOM

I go take ZOOM u out Ijiot!

This world is funny

If the government find oil or diamond in your backyard its govt property, but if they find weed or drugs it’s yours

Being a girl can be so tough

Ah mean they can’t even buy CUCUMBER in

peace again. Oh!