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#Sunday Rants…
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Fams Who else noticed it??
1. When two ugly people are into a relationship
They hardly break up??
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2. Wait o, so if i get married nw and gave birth to a girl, one small boy lai dat wee be toasting my daughter??☹
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3. Welcome to Nigeria where woman goes on maternity leave and comes back with another pregnancy??
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4. All this girls that love sleeping with successful men makes me wonder…
Is success sexually transmitted???
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5. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.???
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BROTHERS…
6. Before you start falling in love, get something doing.
In the Bible, the book of *JOB* came before the book of *ROMANS*
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7. There are 71 ways to make men happy. One is *respect* . two is good *food* . The rest is *69* .
If you know you know?
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8. There are 101 ways to make women happy. One is *love* , two is *money* . The rest is *99*
If you know you know?
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9. I just smoked weed with dictionary paper. Right now I’m feeling so Inflotonorous stequrere Difimatelygatious surulerezanaonism. ???
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10. I can’t wait to marry and have my own children so that whenever visitors give them money, I will collect it ??
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11. Gospel music will make you think you’ve repented until the Music player shuffles it to Soco Soco??
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12. You put clean bedsheets, you clean room, and she ddnt show up You come de vex…..?
As your room neat you no like am ???
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13. Some grand ma sef..
After telling the church that you won’t take time in your testimony, then the next thing I heard was: Brethren, it all
started in 1982?
A ga-anakwa taa???
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#Happy Sunday
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#HopeunagoChurch?
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Mary’s confession (1)
Hi,I’m Mary. Mary with a Lil lamb?
I,luh, want to tell you the truth?
The truth bout Solomon ⏳
You were told bout his 7 day long life⌛
Well I know one thing that lasted for 7 years…..Our marriage⛪?.
Which also ended in an instant.
The moment I threw him off the balcony?.
But the fact still remains that I know zero.
Zero bout his past,
Zero bout his life,
Zero bout everything.
Hence the whole 7 day long tribute.
Oh! And one more thing the Lil lamb?…..that’s our child?.
So,hi once more I’m Mary.
Mrs.Mary Solomon Grandy. ?.
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