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Sunday Rants by Val #36

Let get to know ourselves, I’m Val From Germany. U??๐ŸŒš
Don’t come and lie here oo
.
Short pregnant woman be looking like small later “b”๐Ÿ˜Ž
.
I chatted this white girl up on Facebook and she get mind dey ask me “what do you do for a living?”
Abeg to be a Nigerian na small work?๐Ÿ’
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I can’t wait to get married so that my Wife will
be begging and petting me to eat food๐Ÿ˜Œ
And she will be like baby come and eat this food first then u eat this food
If you know you know
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As old as you are now
If you are eating groundnut and one fell on the ground will u pick it?
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Instrumentalist will be walking head high in the Church as if we don’t know that they don’t pay offerings!
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Please when is BBNaija starting.
It’s juz the only place my vote counts
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Thank God Nigeria is my Father’s land not my own
.
Iyam going to delete All the post i made for
ATIKU and Peter Obi just in case Buhari visit my Timeline
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Some people don’t just have the spirit of forgiveness. How will you sweep your room and use you EX- Picture as parker.
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Even My Phone wants to leave Nigeria..
I’m Typing “Malaria” and its Showing Me
*Malaysia*
Pls what’s your Own Showing you.?
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After hearing the results from Yobe and Borno I started wondering what Boko Haram killed those days
.
Atiku would have won the Election if voting
were Online.
Because most of his supporters have data not PVC
.
Some girls be like “i want a man who can protect me” but hv rejected 5 security men.
Sister what do you really want, Padlock seller?
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Having dimples doesn’t mean you are cute, it simply means your father’s sperms are too weak to form a full face.
Honestly this is not my handwriting.
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All these girls with small boobs should be banned from wearing bra.
I mean how can you be caging something that’s trying to grow.
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Guys like us don’t cheat; we only fall in love and forget to tell you.
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*This is Nigeria where professors rig elections
but expel students for exams malpractice*
Prof Wole Soyinka.
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#Happy Sunday…
#HopeunagoChurch
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#Val

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